My friend was found dead in the trunk of his car

1. 2019-01-20 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #61
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Who is your friend dumb nigger
2. 2019-01-20 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #62
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by UNSUB Update: he’s still dead

   
   Check him again tomorrow for signs of life?
3. 2019-01-20 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #63
   

   SpaceCakes African Astronaut
   maybe he slowed his heart rate down to 1 per minute and you keep checking for signs and missing it?
4. 2019-01-20 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #64
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Fish that chink May Imma have to be little live at you
5. 2019-01-20 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #65
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by SpaceCakes maybe he slowed his heart rate down to 1 per minute and you keep checking for signs and missing it?

   
   That's why when you check a person's pulse you should always hold your hand on his neck for a full two minutes.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • SpaceCakes
6. 2019-01-20 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #66
   

   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
   I’ll check him again tomorrow
   It’s too fucking cold out there now
7. 2019-01-20 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #67
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by UNSUB I’ll check him again tomorrow
   It’s too fucking cold out there now

   
   He may be starved and/or dying of thirst by then. Probably might have to go to the bathroom, too.
8. 2019-01-20 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #68
   

   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]

   Originally posted by  He may be starved and/or dying of thirst by then. Probably might have to go to the bathroom, too.

   
   He’s been dead for a while now. He can wait
9. 2019-01-20 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #69
   

   SpaceCakes African Astronaut

   Originally posted by UNSUB I’ll check him again tomorrow
   It’s too fucking cold out there now

   
   Followup with
   
   

   Originally posted by  That's why when you check a person's pulse you should always hold your hand on his neck for a full two minutes.

   
   ^this
10. 2019-01-20 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #70
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    My bad
    
    I simply asked him if he was still dead
    
    He said yes
11. 2019-01-20 at 11:02 PM UTC

    #71
     Yung Blood

    Originally posted by  He may be starved and/or dying of thirst by then. Probably might have to go to the bathroom, too.

    
    Come to think of it, I may be mistaken.
    
    Please disregard my previous statement.
12. 2019-01-20 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #72
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]

    Originally posted by  Come to think of it, I may be mistaken.
    
    Please disregard my previous statement.

    
    Thank you for your help in this matter
13. 2019-01-21 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #73
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    @ posts in this thread.
14. 2019-01-21 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #74
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    It’s too fucking cold to check today but I’m going out on a limb and saying he’s still dead
15. 2019-01-21 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #75
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Why would you assume his state of being?
16. 2019-01-21 at 9:11 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Why would you assume his state of being?

    
    Schrodinger's friend? is he alive or dead in the trunk?
17. 2019-01-21 at 10:21 PM UTC

    #77
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    He is both, simultaneously, liek a zombi.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Incessant
18. 2019-01-22 at 5:25 AM UTC

    #78
    

    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by UNSUB It’s too fucking cold to check today but I’m going out on a limb and saying he’s still dead

    
    which limb?
19. 2019-01-25 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #79
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Well I checked today and that bastard is still dead
20. 2022-11-24 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #80
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Schrodinger's friend? is he alive or dead in the trunk?

    
    You don’t know until you open the trunk.