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My friend was found dead in the trunk of his car

  1. #61
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Who is your friend dumb nigger
  2. #62
     Acolyte
    Originally posted by UNSUB Update: he’s still dead

    Check him again tomorrow for signs of life?
  3. #63
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    maybe he slowed his heart rate down to 1 per minute and you keep checking for signs and missing it?
  4. #64
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Fish that chink May Imma have to be little live at you
  5. #65
     Acolyte
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes maybe he slowed his heart rate down to 1 per minute and you keep checking for signs and missing it?

    That's why when you check a person's pulse you should always hold your hand on his neck for a full two minutes.
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  6. #66
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    I’ll check him again tomorrow
    It’s too fucking cold out there now
  7. #67
     Acolyte
    Originally posted by UNSUB I’ll check him again tomorrow
    It’s too fucking cold out there now

    He may be starved and/or dying of thirst by then. Probably might have to go to the bathroom, too.
  8. #68
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by  He may be starved and/or dying of thirst by then. Probably might have to go to the bathroom, too.

    He’s been dead for a while now. He can wait
  9. #69
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB I’ll check him again tomorrow
    It’s too fucking cold out there now

    Followup with

    Originally posted by  That's why when you check a person's pulse you should always hold your hand on his neck for a full two minutes.

    ^this
  10. #70
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    My bad

    I simply asked him if he was still dead

    He said yes
  11. #71
     Yung Blood
    Originally posted by  He may be starved and/or dying of thirst by then. Probably might have to go to the bathroom, too.

    Come to think of it, I may be mistaken.

    Please disregard my previous statement.
  12. #72
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by  Come to think of it, I may be mistaken.

    Please disregard my previous statement.

    Thank you for your help in this matter
  13. #73
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    @ posts in this thread.
  14. #74
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    It’s too fucking cold to check today but I’m going out on a limb and saying he’s still dead
  15. #75
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Why would you assume his state of being?
  16. #76
    Originally posted by CASPER Why would you assume his state of being?

    Schrodinger's friend? is he alive or dead in the trunk?
  17. #77
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    He is both, simultaneously, liek a zombi.
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  18. #78
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB It’s too fucking cold to check today but I’m going out on a limb and saying he’s still dead

    which limb?
  19. #79
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Well I checked today and that bastard is still dead
  20. #80
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Schrodinger's friend? is he alive or dead in the trunk?

    You don’t know until you open the trunk.
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