2019-01-20 at 8:50 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Who is your friend dumb nigger
2019-01-20 at 9:53 PM UTC
maybe he slowed his heart rate down to 1 per minute and you keep checking for signs and missing it?
2019-01-20 at 9:56 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Fish that chink May Imma have to be little live at you
2019-01-20 at 10:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by SpaceCakes
maybe he slowed his heart rate down to 1 per minute and you keep checking for signs and missing it?
That's why when you check a person's pulse you should always hold your hand on his neck for a full two minutes.
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2019-01-20 at 10:18 PM UTC
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Tuskegee Airman
[my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
I’ll check him again tomorrow
It’s too fucking cold out there now
2019-01-20 at 10:48 PM UTC
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Tuskegee Airman
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My bad
I simply asked him if he was still dead
He said yes
2019-01-21 at 6:44 PM UTC
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Tuskegee Airman
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It’s too fucking cold to check today but I’m going out on a limb and saying he’s still dead
2019-01-21 at 8:15 PM UTC
Why would you assume his state of being?
2019-01-21 at 10:21 PM UTC
He is both, simultaneously, liek a zombi.
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2019-01-25 at 12:35 AM UTC
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Tuskegee Airman
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Well I checked today and that bastard is still dead