Don't Overly Negate All Loving Dalliances; Take Refuge Under My Penis.

1. 2019-01-08 at 12:48 AM UTC

   #21
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night :)
   And he gets crabs :(
   …

   
   That has to be my favorite joke from The Office.
   
   That, and the always classic, and certainly never over used, "that's what she said!".
   
   In fact, I'm gonna try to bring it back into style again.
   
   Every time an opportune spot presents itself, it'll slide right in there. ^{(That's what she said!)}
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2019-01-08 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just started The Office over again for maybe the 8th time? Lol.
   
   Me, my best friend, and her husband seriously overuse (it’s possible) “that’s what she said” and your Mom.
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   • gadzooks
3. 2019-01-12 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   You will remember making this thread next time you try to go down to America, Darren. I'm making the calls right now. MAGA.
4. 2019-01-12 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #24
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Donald Trump You will remember making this thread next time you try to go down to America, Darren. I'm making the calls right now. MAGA.

   
   I always knew cup was secretly a trump supporter
5. 2019-01-12 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I just started The Office over again for maybe the 8th time? Lol.

   
   The US one or the UK one? Either way I'm sure you need a very high IQ to fully appreciate it.
6. 2019-01-12 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #26
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump You will remember making this thread next time you try to go down to America, Darren. I'm making the calls right now. MAGA.

   
   I, Darren, do not fear the Trump.
   
   They say you "can't stump the Trump," but I am not sure that's necessarily the case.
   
   MAGA? More like FAGA... Amiright?