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  1. gadzooks Space Nigga [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And on that note - I have best be hitting the sack.

    I'm drunk, sleep-deprived, tired, and obsessively/compulsively thinking up acronyms.

    My bed beckons.

    Nobody in it, but it beckons.

    And I must abide, lest I be cast out and sent to the couch.
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  2. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by gadzooks And on that note - I have best be hitting the sack.

    I'm drunk, sleep-deprived, tired, and obsessively/compulsively thinking up acronyms.

    My bed beckons.

    Nobody in it, but it beckons.

    And I must abide, lest I be cast out and sent to the couch.

    Beware the sack, it's counterproductive, or so I've been told...
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  3. gadzooks Space Nigga [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Beware the sack, it's counterproductive, or so I've been told…

    I've been told the same thing - but the sack always disagrees.

    When sack is at odds with other decision-making parties, the sack often wins through sheer intimidation.

    I'll teach it who's boss tonight though.

  4. gadzooks Space Nigga [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ahh, who am I kidding, all the liquor and benzos and nitrous have rendered me utterly impotent for the night.

    Maybe I'll try something different before I fall asleep, like meditation or astral projection.
  5. mmQ motherfucker
    Who are you kidding about your fucking new year resolution
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  6. gadzooks Space Nigga [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Who are you kidding about your fucking new year resolution

    LOL.

    Okay, I actually have made some (MINOR/SLOW) progress.

    I've been tapering off of the GHB, to the point that now, I only take like 1ml before I go to sleep, whereas before I would binge on like 10-20ml a day.

    But I am having a few drinks with my benzo prescription. It is actually very hard to fall asleep during GHB withdrawal... I've been up for about 25 hours now, and even though I feel kinda tired, I just don't feel ready right this second to fall asleep.

    I'm hoping for soon though.
  7. mmQ motherfucker
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  11. mmQ motherfucker
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  12. DontTellEm Space Nigga
    U think a lot of things Would be funny, dumbo.
  13. aldra Dark Matter [my considered impending distributor]
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  14. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U think a lot of things Would be funny, dumbo.

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  15. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Who knows what foul shit be fungal growing under it (yer penis). I’ll pass and hop the next train, thanks.🤟
  16. gadzooks Space Nigga [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra

    Holy fuck that's awesome.
  17. Erekshun African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter Who knows what foul shit be fungal growing under it (yer penis). I’ll pass and hop the next train, thanks.🤟

    Hi!
  18. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Erekshun Hi!

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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Acronyms are dope.
  20. ohfralala Patron Saint of Pedophiles
    A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night :)



    And he gets crabs :(




    So






    The next day he goes back to complain >=(





    And the woman says




    Hey, it was only $5, what did you expect...





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