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What is your job, and how much do you make roughly?

  1. DietPiano victim of incest [awhile colour my acaridiasis]
    I'm a courier at the moment. I make ~15-23/hr depending on what part of the day I'm working. Sometimes more with cash tips.
  2. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I’m a senior manager in supply chain planning. I make roughly $150k per year.
  3. Lanny virtuosic jazz vampire
    I'm the CEO of an internet forum. I make a small negative income.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. stl1 African Astronaut
    I'm a retired neurosurgeon, nuclear physicist, rocket scientist, lawyer and professional bass fisherman. So, it varies.

    I also sell swampland in Florida.
  5. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm the CEO of an internet forum. I make a small negative income.

    I figured someone with your skills would have been able to monetize us by now.
  6. Lanny virtuosic jazz vampire
    Originally posted by Ajax I figured someone with your skills would have been able to monetize us by now.

    I squint at moon runes in archaic languages and whisper into the ears of machines until they do what I want. How to translate that into profit is someone else's job.
  7. dead end barista job

    17 bux an hour
  8. Narc African Astronaut [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Job? lol what kind of a fag allows himself into the servitude of others?


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  9. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I fix cars for cash.
    How much I make depends on how much people are willing to pay.
  10. Erekshun African Astronaut
    I deposit checks for kings all around the world. Wondering when is payday?
  11. -mal- Mud Farmer
    Originally posted by DietPiano I'm a courier at the moment. I make ~15-23/hr depending on what part of the day I'm working. Sometimes more with cash tips.

    DietPiano is Kinkou
  12. -mal- Mud Farmer
    Office Manager - 60k a year + bonuses twice a year.
  13. Originally posted by Narc Job? lol what kind of a fag allows himself into the servitude of others?


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    people who are not black.
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  14. larrylegend8383 African Astronaut
    I bang metal together in fire for cans of Pepsi and Cheez-its
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  15. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I bang metal together in fire for cans of Pepsi and Cheez-its

    Forge me a weapon motherfucker.
  16. DietPiano victim of incest [awhile colour my acaridiasis]
    Originally posted by -mal- Office Manager - 60k a year + bonuses twice a year.

    What do you guys do?
  17. Originally posted by DietPiano What do you guys do?

    solicitors.

    for sexual activities.
  18. I read lists just to find out that I am being lied to. I then take proper action depending on the severity of the lies.

    oh and job description includes going to the peoples places of abode to check the accuracy of the lists.
  19. Lanny virtuosic jazz vampire
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I read lists just to find out that I am being lied to. I then take proper action depending on the severity of the lies.

    oh and job description includes going to the peoples places of abode to check the accuracy of the lists.

    Just saying "claims agent" may not sound as shady and cool, but it's also less cringy.
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  20. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    I’m a high end escort. I’m my own G... Single as a pringle— Floating like a butterfly and stinging like a Bee. 🤟
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