What is your job, and how much do you make roughly?

1. 2019-01-04 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm a courier at the moment. I make ~15-23/hr depending on what part of the day I'm working. Sometimes more with cash tips.
2. 2019-01-04 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #2
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I’m a senior manager in supply chain planning. I make roughly $150k per year.
3. 2019-01-04 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I'm the CEO of an internet forum. I make a small negative income.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2019-01-04 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #4
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I'm a retired neurosurgeon, nuclear physicist, rocket scientist, lawyer and professional bass fisherman. So, it varies.
   
   I also sell swampland in Florida.
5. 2019-01-04 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #5
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by Lanny I'm the CEO of an internet forum. I make a small negative income.

   
   I figured someone with your skills would have been able to monetize us by now.
6. 2019-01-04 at 11:24 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Ajax I figured someone with your skills would have been able to monetize us by now.

   
   I squint at moon runes in archaic languages and whisper into the ears of machines until they do what I want. How to translate that into profit is someone else's job.
7. 2019-01-04 at 11:26 PM UTC

   #7
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   dead end barista job
   
   17 bux an hour
8. 2019-01-04 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Job? lol what kind of a fag allows himself into the servitude of others?
   
   
   .
9. 2019-01-04 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #9
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I fix cars for cash.
   How much I make depends on how much people are willing to pay.
10. 2019-01-04 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #10
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I deposit checks for kings all around the world. Wondering when is payday?
11. 2019-01-05 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano I'm a courier at the moment. I make ~15-23/hr depending on what part of the day I'm working. Sometimes more with cash tips.

    
    DietPiano is Kinkou
12. 2019-01-05 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Office Manager - 60k a year + bonuses twice a year.
13. 2019-01-05 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #13
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Job? lol what kind of a fag allows himself into the servitude of others?
    
    
    .

    
    people who are not black.
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    • aldra
14. 2019-01-05 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #14
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I bang metal together in fire for cans of Pepsi and Cheez-its
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15. 2019-01-05 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #15
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I bang metal together in fire for cans of Pepsi and Cheez-its

    
    Forge me a weapon motherfucker.
16. 2019-01-05 at 3:45 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- Office Manager - 60k a year + bonuses twice a year.

    
    What do you guys do?
17. 2019-01-05 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #17
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano What do you guys do?

    
    solicitors.
    
    for sexual activities.
18. 2019-01-05 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I read lists just to find out that I am being lied to. I then take proper action depending on the severity of the lies.
    
    oh and job description includes going to the peoples places of abode to check the accuracy of the lists.
19. 2019-01-05 at 12:28 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I read lists just to find out that I am being lied to. I then take proper action depending on the severity of the lies.
    
    oh and job description includes going to the peoples places of abode to check the accuracy of the lists.

    
    Just saying "claims agent" may not sound as shady and cool, but it's also less cringy.
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    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2019-01-05 at 12:37 PM UTC

    #20
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    I’m a high end escort. I’m my own G... Single as a pringle— Floating like a butterfly and stinging like a Bee. 🤟