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People who call cigarettes "smokey-smokeys" should be killed

  1. we all know at least 10 people IRL who do this
  2. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Got a bogey mann?
  3. I don't know anyone who does this, but I agree
  4. tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Are ciggies ok?
  5. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Are ciggies ok?

    If you call em anything other than fags you're doing it wrong.
  6. mmQ motherfucker
    I know.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've legit never heard anyone say "smokey-smokey's" in my entire life, and I know a lot of smokers.

    Way back when, though, I would giggle when smokers would ask each other "for a butt".

    If I lived in the U.K., I'd probably myself into a seizure if I heard people saying they're looking to "bum a fag" all day.
  8. mmQ motherfucker
    I refer to drinks and smokes as drinkypoos and smokeypoos, respectively.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I refer to drinks and smokes as drinkypoos and smokeypoos, respectively.

    What about when you need to take a #2?

    A poopy-poo?
  10. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by gadzooks What about when you need to take a #2?

    A poopy-poo?

    A DUMPLING.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ A DUMPLING.

    Well now I can never eat the pastry-wrapped cuisine known as "dumpling" ever again.

    In all honestly, I rarely partook anyway. I'm sure I'll manage.
  12. HTS highlight reel
    I could really go for a smokey smoke right about now. 😓
  13. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I've legit never heard anyone say "smokey-smokey's" in my entire life, and I know a lot of smokers.

    Way back when, though, I would giggle when smokers would ask each other "for a butt".

    If I lived in the U.K., I'd probably myself into a seizure if I heard people saying they're looking to "bum a fag" all day.

    How about smoking a fag?
  14. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ If you call em anything other than fags you're doing it wrong.



    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life How about smoking a fag?
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS I could really go for a smokey smoke right about now. 😓

    You have to wait at least a month
  16. Instigator African Astronaut
    If youndont call them burns then your a massive fag
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