People who call cigarettes "smokey-smokeys" should be killed

1. 2015-07-06 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   we all know at least 10 people IRL who do this
2. 2015-07-07 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Got a bogey mann?
3. 2015-07-07 at 2:04 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't know anyone who does this, but I agree
4. 2019-02-11 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Are ciggies ok?
5. 2019-02-11 at 10:12 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Are ciggies ok?

   
   If you call em anything other than fags you're doing it wrong.
6. 2019-02-11 at 10:27 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I know.
7. 2019-02-12 at 12:46 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I've legit never heard anyone say "smokey-smokey's" in my entire life, and I know a lot of smokers.
   
   Way back when, though, I would giggle when smokers would ask each other "for a butt".
   
   If I lived in the U.K., I'd probably myself into a seizure if I heard people saying they're looking to "bum a fag" all day.
8. 2019-02-12 at 12:47 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I refer to drinks and smokes as drinkypoos and smokeypoos, respectively.
9. 2019-02-12 at 1:01 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ I refer to drinks and smokes as drinkypoos and smokeypoos, respectively.

   
   What about when you need to take a #2?
   
   A poopy-poo?
10. 2019-02-12 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by gadzooks What about when you need to take a #2?
    
    A poopy-poo?

    
    A DUMPLING.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • gadzooks, 
    • aldra, 
    • Instigator
11. 2019-02-12 at 1:07 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ A DUMPLING.

    
    Well now I can never eat the pastry-wrapped cuisine known as "dumpling" ever again.
    
    In all honestly, I rarely partook anyway. I'm sure I'll manage.
12. 2019-02-12 at 7:08 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    I could really go for a smokey smoke right about now. 😓
13. 2019-02-12 at 9:12 AM UTC

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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by gadzooks I've legit never heard anyone say "smokey-smokey's" in my entire life, and I know a lot of smokers.
    
    Way back when, though, I would giggle when smokers would ask each other "for a butt".
    
    If I lived in the U.K., I'd probably myself into a seizure if I heard people saying they're looking to "bum a fag" all day.

    
    How about smoking a fag?
14. 2019-02-12 at 9:19 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mmQ If you call em anything other than fags you're doing it wrong.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life How about smoking a fag?

15. 2019-02-12 at 4 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I could really go for a smokey smoke right about now. 😓

    
    You have to wait at least a month
16. 2019-02-14 at 5:19 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    If youndont call them burns then your a massive fag