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The married broad that I'm banging told me that her husband..

  1. #21
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Women are evil

    She probably lets her husband tongue out Matt’s leavings
  2. #22
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    She needs to learn to douche. It's an essential skill for high level sluts.
  3. #23
    Ghost Black Hole
    Whats the point of being married if you just have sex with other people, why not just be single?
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost Whats the point of being married if you just have sex with other people, why not just be single?

    I know right? I just recently unbanned from tinder, so I'm on their again and I saw this girl that I used to bang and just said hey whats up whats been going on, and she said that she's married now and I asked her "why are you on tinder then?"

    and she said "oh we have an open relationship" and I was like "gotcha..."

    I think its just something the new progressives do, it goes hand and hand with girls with hairy armpits, getting off on being a cuck.

    I even once talked to this girl that said she would let me fuck her but that was poly and wanted me to meet all of her lovers to make sure I liked them and they liked me, i was like "i couldn't care less you fuck and don't care to meet them" she couldn't wrap her head around that. I told her fine "i'll do it" but I don't know what happened exactly but it didn't happen, the whole thing seemed like a recipe for drama when i just wanted to get my dick wet by some thot.

    I've always been some what of a rebel so this hippie collectivism isn't for me.
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    How do you get banned from tinder lol
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  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost Whats the point of being married if you just have sex with other people, why not just be single?

    like i had this one bitch ask me if id be her boyfriend and I told her "maybe" and she asked "well if you were to be, would you be fine if I also had another boyfriend?" And I said "no I wouldn't be fine with that, what would be the point?"

    its almost like she was trying to set it up so she wouldn't feel like a SLUT FUCK!
  7. #27
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I even once talked to this girl that said she would let me fuck her but that was poly and wanted me to meet all of her lovers to make sure I liked them and they liked me, i was like "i couldn't care less you fuck and don't care to meet them" she couldn't wrap her head around that. I told her fine "i'll do it" but I don't know what happened exactly but it didn't happen, the whole thing seemed like a recipe for drama when i just wanted to get my dick wet by some thot.

    I've always been some what of a rebel so this hippie collectivism isn't for me.

    Women think they have a monopoly on sex so they want 10 sugar daddies because more men they control = more power
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost How do you get banned from tinder lol
    Theirs a "report" button where you can report a user. I believe I was reported several times that resulted in a ban. I would try to log on and it would give me an error code I looked up the error code and it was fundamentally agreed on that it was a ban. I think I was reported by girls in the past that new, or girls that I blew off, and for sure by the nurse.

    The ban is also attached to your phone number so creating a new facebook acct doesn't remedy it. Just time.

    I once got banned from okcupid because one night I got a wild hair up my ass and messaged every girl that was online in a 25 mile radius if i could "fuck their face" you know like in a fun face fucking sexy kinda way... a lot of girls evidently can't take a joke, but a few played along and talked shit back like "i'll fuck yo mamas face bitch!" ahahhaha
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost Women think they have a monopoly on sex so they want 10 sugar daddies because more men they control = more power

    yeah the girl I'm seeing now is such a fucking thot, I started seeing her back in august and she seemed cool and she started talking about how she doesn't just want to fuck random guys and thats all I want from her, which isn't true because I've almost have always been in a relationship.

    Anyways she turns out to be crazy but I'm not trippin because I saw thru her bs instantly, she's 4 years older than me has a 4 year old daughter. and literally said her dad will pay me to marry her and she will accept my load so she can have 1 more kid, brags about her lavish life style. Anyways she took me out to the movies to see "venom" at a movie sneak preview.

    I text after the movie that I'm not going to see her anymore and deleted her number. almost 2 months went by with out seeing her but Last week I get a text saying "why r u such a dick?" and I didn't know who it was.. one text led to another and she ent up texting pictures of her ass telling me I can have it if i want, she left her front door unlocked and her daughter passed out on the living room couch, the mother laying completely nude passed out with her ass up in the air for the nearest nemesis to plunder.

    But yeah she totally is one of those girls to say shit like "i got the power w the pussy" yet is on tons of anti depressants and randomly breaks into tears in public, what a thot!
  10. #30
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost How do you get banned from tinder lol

    They have this no rape policy.



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  11. #31
    Originally posted by Ghost Whats the point of being married if you just have sex with other people, why not just be single?

    Tradition. (and green card)
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Narc They have this no rape policy.



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    You're such a funny guy. I wish I could be as edgy as you one day.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Tradition. (and green card)

    or to advance ones political careers. bill and shillary don't have sex but yet they are like two peas in a pod. chelsea clinton isn't even related to bill.
  14. #34
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're such a funny guy. I wish I could be as edgy as you one day.

    That wasn't a joke tho



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  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Narc That wasn't a joke tho



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    So edgy!
  16. #36
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc They have this no rape policy.



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    It's not like you can leave reviews on the dates
  17. #37
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This is too…or it might be a fat lady bending over to pull up her bloomers.


    Omg I remember your drawing of a chic on her back with her knees at her head ... I died laughing at how no one could understand it and thought her vagina was on backwards ... wait, maybe it started with a photo and I think it was you, who was making diagrams?

    That’s when I could only lurk on a broken profile for like 10 months, unable to be seen or heard 😂 on DH ... like I was dead, but not. Gosh that was a sad time.
  18. #38
    Technologist victim of incest
    That was a picture he posted in here.
  19. #39
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's very small



    That's what I heard.
  20. #40
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Mewsik Omg I remember your drawing of a chic on her back with her knees at her head … I died laughing at how no one could understand it and thought her vagina was on backwards … wait, maybe it started with a photo and I think it was you, who was making diagrams?

    That’s when I could only lurk on a broken profile for like 10 months, unable to be seen or heard 😂 on DH … like I was dead, but not. Gosh that was a sad time.



    That picture has to be of the woman.

    It doesn't show a complete circuit.

    (Also proof that it is a woman!)
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