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The married broad that I'm banging told me that her husband..

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Constantly wonders why her pussy is frequently leaking fluid.😃😎
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    Good heavens...she even lets you blow your load in her huh..that's a keeper.
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Then why is she with him?
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Then why is she with him?

    She loves me, but not enough to come live with me at Motel 6. 😀
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    Women like their nests...but they also like a Magpie's cock.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    🤣
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol @ women like their nests
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee Lol @ women like their nests

    Well am I right or am I gay?...they fucking live in Ikea
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well am I right or am I gay?
    Yes.
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    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson they also like a Magpie's cock.

    What exactly does this mean?
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    Magpie's don't build a nest..they use someone elses...wellhung would be the magpie and the married woman would be unwilling to leave her nest (for motel 6) but still desire a good rodding from him.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Smh
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  13. #13
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Maybe he is CIA and will muder ypu slowly one day
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Magpie's don't build a nest..they use someone elses…wellhung would be the magpie and the married woman would be unwilling to leave her nest (for motel 6) but still desire a good rodding from him.

    Ah ok. I think I understand now but its still kinda not clicking tho.
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ah ok. I think I understand now but its still kinda not clicking tho.

    Um what's not clicking?

    The woman has a nice nest already that she likes and doesn't want to leave...however the "free spirtied" magpie interests her sexually. By banging the magpie she gets her sexual satisfaction and gets to keep her nest...as the free spirited magpie is no real threat to her marriage..it's just a fuck and a reminder of a time when she was as free as a bird.
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  16. #16
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    💡
    it clicked now.

    (can u see that?)
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    It's very small
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    It's a lightbulb.
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee It's a lightbulb.

    This is too...or it might be a fat lady bending over to pull up her bloomers.

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    😂😂
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