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  1. #41
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny What's a rock club?

    A metal club. I know it sounds like a deadly weapon but it has something to do with music, but if i put metal in the first three words of the sentence i would have given away the punchline too soon.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #42
    It's a bit like people who ask "Do you have any spare change?"...no sorry, I have a use for all my money.
  3. #43
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ this whole thread. ๐Ÿ˜‹
  4. #44
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Where do you cash in your change?

    Do they charge a fee for this?
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Stopped by the store on my way home from work, paid for my shit and the millenial bitch with a fucking earring in her nigger lip asked me if I wanted my change. WTF? Yea bitch I want my change! What the fuck makes you think I don't want my change? Got damn, if you got a nigger baby at home and need help with diapers or something then tell me that while you got your lips around my dick. Give me my change. This is the first time I heard this shit. What the hell? I feel like going back to the store and asking the manager except maybe the manager wants the change.

    jediey detected.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Lanny Lol, what kind of broke ass scrub do you have to be to actually want a fistful of loose metal that's neigh on worthless? I hate getting change, and when there's nowhere to put it I just kind of awkwardly hold it in my hand until I stumble on a homeless person or a trashcan to throw it in.

    were you wearing a skirt ?

    because almost all normal pants have pockets.

    or blouses perhaps ?
  7. #47
    Originally posted by stl1 Where do you cash in your change?

    Do they charge a fee for this?

    Wallyworld has a machine that you pour your change into and it counts it and gives you a receipt to go cash at the customer service desk, 15% charge
  8. #48
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny were you wearing a skirt ?

    because almost all normal pants have pockets.

    or blouses perhaps ?

    I don't want to put change in my pocket. It's dirty and heavy and I'm just going to dispose of it as soon as possible.

    Someone handing me change is kind of like someone handing me dryer lint. Like why the fuck would I want that? Please keep it.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Lanny I don't want to put change in my pocket. It's dirty and heavy and I'm just going to dispose of it as soon as possible.

    Someone handing me change is kind of like someone handing me dryer lint. Like why the fuck would I want that? Please keep it.

    So you buy something for $10 pay with $100 and don't expect your change back?
  10. #50
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    That's silly lol. Obviously it's change in regards to coins or we are all retards. ๐Ÿ˜‹
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Lanny I don't want to put change in my pocket. It's dirty and heavy and I'm just going to dispose of it as soon as possible.

    Someone handing me change is kind of like someone handing me dryer lint. Like why the fuck would I want that? Please keep it.

    theres no excuse for it being dirty. like how clean are your paper bills.

    and secondly, their not heavy at all, and they only feel heavy because your a BIG DICK TRILL NIGGA.

    I REPEAT ; A WEAK, FEEBLE BODIED, WHYTE.
  12. #52
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    It's not that I wanted my change even though I did, it's why did she ask? I have never been asked that at a corner store. At a bar/restaurant yes.
  13. #53
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    She should've just taken whatever u were buying away & told u to have a nice day. But she didn't & let u have ur change too. ๐Ÿ˜‹
  14. #54
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    So you work at a gas station?
  15. #55
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Just saying most ppl don't go on to an online forum to blabber over .50ยข.
  16. #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What they want to do is put you in the light of the cheapskate, if you say you want your own money.
  17. #57
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    In complete honesty I'd give u a full dollar & I wouldn't ask for change. I mean that.
  18. #58
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Just saying most ppl don't go on to an online forum to blabber over .50ยข.

    Bitch, you see what they blabber about here! I guess I could have said I wanted to give the change to your daughter.
  19. #59
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Dang Darnell. Nah I see shit u blabber about & ur foul.
  20. #60
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Bitch, you see what they blabber about here! I guess I could have said I wanted to give the change to your daughter.

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