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How do you shave?

  1. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    My preferences are:
    Electric razor while driving (it takes so long to get done right).
    Safety razor with foam in bathroom (works great if you don't let it slip sideways).
    Disposable razor without foam in bathroom (expensive).
    Straight edge razor with foam (very dangerous).
  2. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Infrequently.

    I'm Native American.
  3. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    I just trim, fuck it.
  4. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Ghost I just trim, fuck it.

    Does HTS complain when your beard rashes the back of her neck?
  5. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    She likes gruff mountain man tandy savage
  6. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Ghost She likes gruff mountain man tandy savage

    How about skinny-fat-toronto-metro-meth-overload-man Scronaldo?

    I mean lets not larp like you've been working a chainsaw all day.
  7. Technologist African Astronaut
    I just take a chisel to my legs!
  8. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    skinny fat, thats me
  9. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Ghost skinny fat, thats me

    WTF --- you're invisible!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. the same way i had all my sexes;

    dry and unlubed.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. aldra Dark Matter [my considered impending distributor]
    I use a regular safety razor without cream or oil

    I do want a straight razor though
  12. DontTellEm Space Nigga
    U might hurt yourself w it.
  13. aldra Dark Matter [my considered impending distributor]
    that's part of the experience
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I put my face in acid.
  15. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I put my face in acid.

    It reflects! Oops!
  16. Originally posted by aldra I use a regular safety razor without cream or oil

    I do want a straight razor though

    safety razors are for girls and sissy men.

    real men use unsafe straight razors.

    i have this indian or paki made cheap straight razor made of plastic handle and stamped stainless steel that you have to take a normal razor blade, snap it into half and insert it into the cutting part, roughly something that looks like this



    but its totally unuseable dry because the friction is too great and the razor ended up cutting into my skin.

    im not a real man, i admit.
  17. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I thought blacks got bumps from shaving.
  18. aldra Dark Matter [my considered impending distributor]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny safety razors are for girls and sissy men.

    real men use unsafe straight razors.

    i have this indian or paki made cheap straight razor made of plastic handle and stamped stainless steel that you have to take a normal razor blade, snap it into half and insert it into the cutting part, roughly something that looks like this



    but its totally unuseable dry because the friction is too great and the razor ended up cutting into my skin.

    im not a real man, i admit.

    I've actually been able to sharpen some of my knives to be able to shave with, but they're not quite there - they'd be fine for trimming a beard or something but they don't cut stubble well enough
  19. you got bumped by black men while shaving.
  20. Originally posted by aldra I've actually been able to sharpen some of my knives to be able to shave with, but they're not quite there - they'd be fine for trimming a beard or something but they don't cut stubble well enough

    its your sharpening stone.

    if you want something razor sharp you will have to use nano-fine grit.
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