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How to send a proper text message to a drug dealer

  1. 2018-11-22 at 7:33 PM UTC
    #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    Thats why you let him know you are in the lingo from the start
  2. 2018-11-22 at 7:45 PM UTC
    #22
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Better yet, stay a while next time you go to pick up and hang out. You don't have to social engineer your dealer if he's also your friend.
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  3. 2018-11-22 at 7:45 PM UTC
    #23
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    Originally posted by gadzooks takeout (and picking it up yourself), and you're just not sure what the tipping protocol is.

    does anyone ever actually tip for takeout?
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  4. 2018-11-22 at 8:07 PM UTC
    #24
    Rivotril Houston
    Have you ever talked to a vendor in a store? So, do it but with the dealer.
  5. 2018-11-22 at 8:21 PM UTC
    #25
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the pat-man does anyone ever actually tip for takeout?

    That's exactly why I used that example.

    Pretty much every takeout style restaurant has a tip option on their debit machine.

    And you always have to go through that awkward part of actively selecting "No Tip" or "$0.00".

    It's just not a comforting situation to be in.
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  6. 2018-11-22 at 8:22 PM UTC
    #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And from an insider's perspective... I spend a lot of time in bars/pubs, they HATE when they get orders for takeout.

    Like, it peeve's them off hardcore.
  7. 2018-11-22 at 8:27 PM UTC
    #27
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rivotril Have you ever talked to a vendor in a store? So, do it but with the dealer.

    The issue (if referring to mine, since I just kinda stole Ghost's thread with my own situation), is that the dealer, at leat

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III while we're on the topic how good are you all with the cash/drugs hand off? i always feel like they want it done a certain way and everyone is kinda different and usually they try to be slick about it but i misunderstand and it ends up looking more conspicuous than if we had just been obvious about it but it doesn't matter because nobody is watching/nobody cares anyways

    im also always polite about whenever i see a drug deal/hand off going down in public, as soon as i notice whats going on i just look somewhere else so as to assuage their potential paranoia. and because i don't want to get stabbed because some homeless tweaker in psychosis thinks im a cop

    Yeah I've always wondered what the standard protocol for this is...

    Dealer: "Give me the money first."
    Customer: "No, you show me the drugs first."

    Now, when it comes to dealing with strangers, the worst possible situation is...

    Third-party stranger: "Just give me your $500 and I'll go around the corner to that blue house over there. Just wait here."
  8. 2018-11-22 at 8:30 PM UTC
    #28
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Third-party stranger: "Just give me your $500 and I'll go around the corner to that blue house over there. Just wait here."

    I'm embarrassed to say that I have lost money this way more than once.

    I mean, like, multiple times.

    I am trusting to a fault.
  9. 2018-11-22 at 8:37 PM UTC
    #29
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm embarrassed to say that I have lost money this way more than once.

    I mean, like, multiple times.

    I am trusting to a fault.

    Lol

    How long do u wait before u decide you've been swindled?
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  10. 2018-11-22 at 9:39 PM UTC
    #30
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Lol

    How long do u wait before u decide you've been swindled?

    Another good question.

    It would make a great comedy routine to have someone hand an extremely shady/dishonest looking character some money in that scenario, wait 45 minutes, then figure he's been swindled and counts his losses and leaves.

    Meanwhile, the seemingly shady character starts sprinting outside, huffing and puffing, arriving 46 minutes later with an apology for the delay all planned out in his head.
  11. 2018-11-22 at 10:58 PM UTC
    #31
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    LMRAO

    Why not just say something.like "Yo, dude, can you hit me with two and I'll get back to you?"

    Nobody would understand because they'd be looking for some fkng code shit to be written between the lines?
  12. 2018-11-22 at 11:22 PM UTC
    #32
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cupocheer LMRAO

    Why not just say something.like "Yo, dude, can you hit me with two and I'll get back to you?"

    Nobody would understand because they'd be looking for some fkng code shit to be written between the lines?

    Yeah drug dealers ALWAYS use lingo.

    If you don't use the right lingo, they immediately assume you're a cop.
  13. 2018-11-22 at 11:26 PM UTC
    #33
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah drug dealers ALWAYS use lingo.

    If you don't use the right lingo, they immediately assume you're a cop.

    Paranoia must be rampant the 11 years Ive been posting then. Lol
  14. 2018-11-22 at 11:34 PM UTC
    #34
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Paranoia must be rampant the 11 years Ive been posting then. Lol

    Meh, I personally prefer using precise terms, especially online.

    If I'm talking about meth, I'll say meth, not "ice", "dope", etc.

    Especially "dope", that could refer to literally any drug.
  15. 2018-11-22 at 11:44 PM UTC
    #35
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I have no reason to discuss drug slang type words at any rate.

    I have no use for knowing the terms.
  16. 2018-11-23 at 12:25 AM UTC
    #36
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Well, complete ignorance of drug slang has disadvantages if, say, you have kids...

    If they're having a conversation in the room about "getting in touch with Molly", you might just assume they mean their female friend Molly.
  17. 2018-11-23 at 12:28 AM UTC
    #37
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by gadzooks If they're having a conversation in the room about "getting in touch with Molly", you might just assume they mean their female friend Molly.

    Molly turns guys gay. Tell them to call Lucy instead.
  18. 2018-11-23 at 12:31 AM UTC
    #38
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Molly turns guys gay. Tell them to call Lucy instead.

    I'd more readily associate Lucy with LSD:
    1. Both start with "L."
    2. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by The Beatles.
  19. 2018-11-23 at 12:33 AM UTC
    #39
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Yes, Lucy is LSD.

    Molly is Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. (omg just spelled that perfectly)
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  20. 2018-11-23 at 12:35 AM UTC
    #40
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember when I could spell out deoxyribonucleic acid and felt like a boss. I don't think I can anymore.

    EDIT: I got it right. Not bad.

    But Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine is more impressive, I'll admit.
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