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Ohfra, I got a BONE to pickup with yuo ! (airing out dirty laundry beacouse she won't play with me :(()

  1. #41
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    go wash ur god damned pussy skank
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Don't tell me what to do Lanny. Don't look at my posts either.

    I'm sensing a lot of negative energy from you today, and thats OK, there's a lot of pressure on you to perform right now.

    You just need to harness the good energy, and block the bad.

    Harness good

    Block bad

    You see it's circular. Like a carousel, the horses go up and down and around and around. A circle. Circular circular all good things.

    Glad to have you.
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  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
  4. #44
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Have Q and lala bumped uglies?

    Enquiring minds wanna know
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We're like 1500 miles apart. I got a long dick but dang. I ain't Long Dong Silver.
  6. #46
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    That’s a 3 hour flight

    Life is an adventure
  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Archer513 That’s a 3 hour flight

    Life is an adventure

    Will you let me come suck your dick? For adventure purposes.
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  9. #49
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm sensing a lot of negative energy from you today, and thats OK, there's a lot of pressure on you to perform right now.

    You just need to harness the good energy, and block the bad.

    Harness good

    Block bad

    You see it's circular. Like a carousel, the horses go up and down and around and around. A circle. Circular circular all good things.

    Glad to have you.

    I don't have negative energy. I was just saying, I imagine u guys having weird conversations.
    Perform what? Cuz I prolly don't feel like it.
  10. #50
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Will you let me come suck your dick? For adventure purposes.

    Quit homosexuality deflecting your inability to close the deal

    Unless your the friend zoned gay bff

    Then,no you can’t suck my dick.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by ohfralala Oh DP

    People have always either loved me or hated me and usually in the beginning they can’t figure out which one. Is that what’s happening? Let’s dive in.

    Sometimes I don’t understand the things you say so I hope I respond to this properly.

    I don’t think I’ve ever been a bitch to you, in particular, because I like you as a poster and you’ve never given me a reason. I enjoy our banter but when it falls short, as you’ve mentioned, it’s only because I don’t know what to say, out of confusion.

    What I gather from this is that you want my friendship? Or maybe you want to hate me. I’m not sure, but whatever the case then we can work it out little piano man. I’ll let you do both if need be.

    I do think you’re wrong that we would never socialize in any other setting though. I’ve gotten along with all sorts of people throughout my life and you would be no different. Of course you could take one look at me and think “ Jesus fuck why did I put any thought into this stupid bitch at all.” Haha.

    Tee Hee, well she’s adorable and smart but non-confrontational, yes. I’m sure she has no problem getting to know you. And I miss Fonaplats too. I wish Lanny would unban him, but Lanny is tyrannical (he’s an otter monster I tell you) and doesn’t respect a lot of the wishes of his users. Such is life.

    And in regards to mQ, yes we have a bond (and apparently people have noticed-TORVALDS) and he’s my Fargo forever. We do both love to put our bellies on the bar and scratch them with pool cues. We opened our bellies up to each other and tied our intestines together one time. It was magical. You and I can do the same sometime if you’d like. Or maybe not.

    Anyways. To answer your question about your example. No I don’t know what it means :(

    But I don’t think Hee Tees like to be called Pee Pees.

    you dense fuck
  12. #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Lanny Why don't you fuck right off sister? I don't remember ordering extra paranoid schizophrenia with my forum this morning, so you can mosey right along.

    did sombooodeeee say paranoidschiZOID?!?!!??!?!?
  14. #54
    Originally posted by DietPiano you dense fuck

    Sigh. What a shitty thing to do.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Archer513 Quit homosexuality deflecting your inability to close the deal

    Unless your the friend zoned gay bff

    Then,no you can’t suck my dick.

    He’s not friend zoned and he’s certainly not lacking in any abilities and he definitely doesn’t want to suck your dick.

    It’s really nobody’s business.

    Jesus Christ everybody is in a MOOD.
  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm all JACKED UP ON HORSE PILLS AND MARMALADE!! GITTY UP NIGGAS!!
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  17. #57
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    *cough* Fucking, okay, lemme give it to ya straight. You see how that sentence is COMPLETELY out of my character ya? You see how this whole post is entirely out of order, and only certain posters will have any clue as to what's really going on *CIf caff cough crurf*

    OKAY DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

    Y/N

    Please answer.

    I am dead fucking serious

    origninally this post had progressively more and more penisdamble retardation mixed as it it went on until it was utterly incoherent, but I thought that would be more spammy & less entertainment. I overcorrected becaus nobody understand sarcasm on this fuck.

    im done
  18. #58
    Originally posted by ohfralala Sigh. What a shitty thing to do.

    No.

    There is some truth mixed into my moderate-intensity parody post, but I'm not going to continue with the premise that what I said was generally in the seriousness.
  19. #59
    It was a troll and you were in the mood to be an asshole/piece of shit/wad of dick. I think we get it.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by ohfralala It was a troll and you were in the mood to be an asshole/piece of shit/wad of dick. I think we get it.

    yes
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