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  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    So, my mother had received a random 'drink' called NeuroGasm, from some Random Rune Grappler (woman) at the store. The WOMAN claimed upon such prosperity among terms of energy, this drink. She insistently handed my mother a Passion Fruit Neurogasm.

    I read through some of the ingredients and I found a few interesting additives like GBP, a Choline sumasumn among Bilsberry Extract (interesting)

    I had been drinking a single hurricane and downed the NeuroGasm afterwards. I did not realize the rude reality that would soon set in.

    It started to give me blue Balls, to the point of annoyance, an I hadn't even finished my beer. I was struck rude, having not finished my beer........I realized I needed to handle this Demon in the shower. I was livid.

    You see, the front of the bottle read performance enhancer but I figured it more of a memory enhancer.

    NO

    FIRST OF ALL, the bottle itself LOOKS like it was manufactured for use as a sexual device. It looked like a fucking lava lamp of uncouth arrangement.

    As if a woman brought it over, had gotten you to drink it, an then told you she had some business to heave.

    At one point, I was watching my mighty cock like I had thoight that someone else eas controlling it. It freaked me out.


    Likr Awnry Horny Grasshopper.
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    post pics of bottle stuffed in your asshole
  3. #3
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Is suck guy
  4. #4
    komokazi Houston
    Some nootropics will increase the level of intoxication from alcohol.
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I do not believe this sort of thing happened but I'm not certain of the mechanisms.

    Good to hear from you.

    Could have, although.
  6. #6
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Where can I find one of these so called neurogasm drinks?

    So I can avoid them of course.



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  7. #7
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ I realized I needed to handle this demon in the shower.

    Oh my goodness 😂
  8. #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Duntellny 1
  9. #9
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Narc Where can I find one of these so called neurogasm drinks?

    So I can avoid them of course.



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    Dude you don't even want it.
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