2018-11-09 at 9:37 AM UTCCurrently waiting for my colon irrigation wand.
I don't want to have anal sex, I just am thinking about doing colonics.
The colon is basically the shit waiting room.
I wonder is it a good idea to wash this area out daily in the shower?
Lots of people have done daily colonics, like John Harvey Kellogg, M.D., the guy who founded Kellogg's cereal.
Think about that the next time you're eating your coco-pops.
But maybe he was only getting off on it sexually?
He lived till he was 91 though.
Wash your ass out kiddies
2018-11-09 at 9:40 AM UTCand use enchanted leeches and to purify ur system first
2018-11-09 at 12:21 PM UTCI can’t see anything wrong with something that makes you less full of shit💩. Go for it, might get that stick out of your ass too😝
2018-11-09 at 1:38 PM UTCLet us kmow what benefits you reap from daily colon cleansing.
2018-11-09 at 3:51 PM UTCWhy does my ass keep bleeding
2018-11-09 at 3:52 PM UTC
2018-11-09 at 4:10 PM UTCI feel like that would make it bleed more.
2018-11-09 at 4:26 PM UTCThe colon is like a woman, it gets real bitchy if you don't treat it right..
2018-11-09 at 4:41 PM UTC
2018-11-09 at 6:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by mikeyagain The colon is like a woman, it gets real bitchy if you don't treat it right..
This post reeks of depressed marriage, I feel like I could make a million jokes off this, each one starting with '...is like a woman' and ending with '...gets real bitchy'
Some wizened middle age man drinking whiskey alone in the corner booth, yeah.