Daily enemas?

1. 2018-11-09 at 9:37 AM UTC

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   Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Houston
   Currently waiting for my colon irrigation wand.
   
   I don't want to have anal sex, I just am thinking about doing colonics.
   
   The colon is basically the shit waiting room.
   
   I wonder is it a good idea to wash this area out daily in the shower?
   
   Lots of people have done daily colonics, like John Harvey Kellogg, M.D., the guy who founded Kellogg's cereal.
   
   Think about that the next time you're eating your coco-pops.
   
   But maybe he was only getting off on it sexually?
   
   He lived till he was 91 though.
   
   
   Wash your ass out kiddies
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
2. 2018-11-09 at 9:40 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   and use enchanted leeches and to purify ur system first
3. 2018-11-09 at 12:21 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   I can’t see anything wrong with something that makes you less full of shit💩. Go for it, might get that stick out of your ass too😝
4. 2018-11-09 at 1:38 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Let us kmow what benefits you reap from daily colon cleansing.
5. 2018-11-09 at 3:51 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Why does my ass keep bleeding
6. 2018-11-09 at 3:52 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Ghost Why does my ass keep bleeding

   
   needs more cleansing
7. 2018-11-09 at 4:10 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I feel like that would make it bleed more.
8. 2018-11-09 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   The colon is like a woman, it gets real bitchy if you don't treat it right..
9. 2018-11-09 at 4:41 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Why does my ass keep bleeding

   
   your girlfriend was going in dry.
10. 2018-11-09 at 6:12 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by mikeyagain The colon is like a woman, it gets real bitchy if you don't treat it right..

    
    This post reeks of depressed marriage, I feel like I could make a million jokes off this, each one starting with '...is like a woman' and ending with '...gets real bitchy'
    
    Some wizened middle age man drinking whiskey alone in the corner booth, yeah.