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What would your trade mark be if you were a killer?

  1. #21
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Imagine being old and retired and just sitting and watching the sunset on the ocean and knowing that you killed a dozen or so of people and got away with it. Knowing that others have been locked up for life or even executed, but you're free enjoying life.

    Just imagine the feeling. That little ball of joy and excitement deep down inside, keeping you feeling good as you age.
  2. #22
    I kinda like the carving the number in the forehead thing like Johnny Bartlett. "Got me a count of 13!"
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  3. #23
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I would resolve their outstanding financial obligations before the police arrive.
  4. #24
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick I would resolve their outstanding financial obligations before the police arrive.

    What a good killer.
  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Imagine being old and retired and just sitting and watching the sunset on the ocean and knowing that you killed a dozen or so of people and got away with it. Knowing that others have been locked up for life or even executed, but you're free enjoying life.

    Just imagine the feeling. That little ball of joy and excitement deep down inside, keeping you feeling good as you age.

    You just described the Clintons.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Imagine being old and retired and just sitting and watching the sunset on the ocean and knowing that you killed a dozen or so of people and got away with it. Knowing that others have been locked up for life or even executed, but you're free enjoying life.

    Just imagine the feeling. That little ball of joy and excitement deep down inside, keeping you feeling good as you age.

    I would EASILY be in prison for the rest of my natural life if I'd been caught for everything I've done, so I like to think it's at least...similar. I can bask in that.

    *basks in that*
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  7. #27
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You just described the Clintons.

    "I'm not one of the deplorables"
  8. #28
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Yeah, ask me my trademark so you can connect me with future kills. Nice try. Zanick tier thread.
  9. #29
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by SBTlauien My trademark would be leaving no usable evidence behind and making the killings look separate from one another. They wouldn't even know they had a serial killer about. Suckers.

    Come on it's way more interesting if you leave a trademark. Leave a puzzle for the cops to solve, that'd be way more fun.
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Zanick "I'm not one of the deplorables"

    Damn straight you're not!
  11. #31
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I would EASILY be in prison for the rest of my natural life if I'd been caught for everything I've done, so I like to think it's at least…similar. I can bask in that.

    *basks in that*

    You're not alone.
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Imagine being old and retired and just sitting and watching the sunset on the ocean and knowing that you killed a dozen or so of people and got away with it. Knowing that others have been locked up for life or even executed, but you're free enjoying life.

    Just imagine the feeling. That little ball of joy and excitement deep down inside, keeping you feeling good as you age.

    not what i would call it

    not that i would know considering ive never broken a law...much less rule...at any point in my life.
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I knew this one guy way back who was nicknamed "The Shitter", because any time he did a crime, or even thought about one, he immediately had to take a shit. First thing he'd do on the crime scene is take a dump.
  14. #34
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I knew this one guy way back who was nicknamed "The Shitter", because any time he did a crime, or even thought about one, he immediately had to take a shit. First thing he'd do on the crime scene is take a dump.

    Well dna man.
    Retard should be in jail by now am I right?
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Well dna man.
    Retard should be in jail by now am I right?

    This was back in the '80's. they didn't have DNA forensics back then. This guy would break into a house in the middle of the night and first thing he'd do when he got in is lay some cable right there in the living room, or in the bedroom on the carpet. Even his own fellow break and enter associates would warm him not to shit, but he just couldn't hold it.
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are you 'The Shitter' spec?
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Are you 'The Shitter' spec?

    Nope. But I knew The Shitter. I'm sure if he killed someone he shat just minutes before offing the person.
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So The Shitter is still out there??
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ So The Shitter is still out there??

    Don't know. But I do know that criminals who worked with him reported they would immediately start to smell shit even before he shat. Like he would start to leak gasses even before he took the actual shit.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't know. But I do know that criminals who worked with him reported they would immediately start to smell shit even before he shat. Like he would start to leak gasses even before he took the actual shit.

    I wonder if he laughed like the dog from Duck Hunt every time he did one of his signature shits.
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