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  1. #41
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    What do you look for in a local political candidate?
  2. #42
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    As a prolific serial killer, do you leave the toilet seat up or down?
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  3. #43
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    You should kill yourself just to see what it's like.
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  4. #44
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ How many have you killed?

    Do you have a style of killing or do you change it up?

    What was your most satisfying kill?

    What was your most gruesome kill?

    Have you ever considered dabbling in kidnapping and home imprisonment?

    What's your favorite color of dead person?

    14 humans 72 mexicans (by hitting them with my car)

    Most satisfying kill was when I raped a loli and choked her to death as I orgasmed

    Throwing a mexican into a wood chipper

    Of course.
    If I had a house I would build a dungeon just like from the Silence of the Lambs ... I have fantasized about this for a very long time ...

    Well semen yellow is an interesting color but that also is a sign that the body is going to start smelling ... really bad ...
  5. #45
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick What do you look for in a local political candidate?

    not jedi and cares about freedom
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  6. #46
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL As a prolific serial killer, do you leave the toilet seat up or down?

    I piss with the seat down and sit down sometimes to poo
  7. #47
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine 14 humans 72 mexicans (by hitting them with my car)

    Most satisfying kill was when I raped a loli and choked her to death as I orgasmed

    Throwing a mexican into a wood chipper

    Of course.
    If I had a house I would build a dungeon just like from the Silence of the Lambs … I have fantasized about this for a very long time …

    Well semen yellow is an interesting color but that also is a sign that the body is going to start smelling … really bad …

    I want to go on record as being a fan of yours.
  8. #48
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I piss with the seat down and sit down sometimes to poo

  9. #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine collecting/archiving digital files.

    'porn' involves so much less typing
  10. #50
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine 14 humans 72 mexicans (by hitting them with my car)

    Most satisfying kill was when I raped a loli and choked her to death as I orgasmed

    Throwing a mexican into a wood chipper

    Of course.
    If I had a house I would build a dungeon just like from the Silence of the Lambs … I have fantasized about this for a very long time …

    Well semen yellow is an interesting color but that also is a sign that the body is going to start smelling … really bad …

    professionals dont shit where they eat...

    thats why they dont get caught
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  11. #51
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock 'porn' involves so much less typing

    I have a 24tb Nas that I use to archive anything from discographies to YouTube chsnnels, old obsolete software, my own work, photos, podcasts etc
    At one point back when what.cd was around I had 100,000 songs.
    It's a passion of mine.
    Im hoping to get into lto storage soon.
  12. #52
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I have a 24tb Nas that I use to archive anything from discographies to YouTube chsnnels, old obsolete software, my own work, photos, podcasts etc
    At one point back when what.cd was around I had 100,000 songs.
    It's a passion of mine.
    Im hoping to get into lto storage soon.

    i have a...like...500mb flash drive that i have a couple of pictures on.

    and 400mb of free space.
  13. #53
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    This is basically me except my Library is digital

  14. #54
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    top right no no, it's how you start the day with a bowl of cereal while pooping. it's like having your toothbrush in the shower,.. knock out a few morning events all at once
  15. #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    the bottom right one is the "right" way to do it
  16. #56
    Records from the 19th Century (18xx whatever) are worth less than you'd expect. I have some right here.
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    do people still write on SCROLLS?
  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I was a serial killer I'd leave a long ass scroll behind lodged into my victim's asshole. I'd also cut the asshole out of them however that works, and nail it to a nearby wall, with the scroll in it. Or maybe I'd tie a string to it and dangle it from a ceiling. Or I could have a secret HUT filled with dangling buttholes with scrolls in them, each scroll specific to the details of my torture and murder of that individual, so when I'm finally caught or decide enough is enough, I can send the detectives to my HOLE HUT and blow their minds. I'd also have a bunch of CCTV cams set up so I could watch their reactions, and I'd also have it set up to when they went in the doors would lock behind them and the place would heat up like a sauna hotter and hotter until they roast to death. It would be sad to see all my buttholes burn away, but worth it for my actum finalem.
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  19. #59
    Technologist victim of incest
    ^^^^^vivid imagination.
  20. #60
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ If I was a serial killer I'd leave a long ass scroll behind lodged into my victim's asshole. I'd also cut the asshole out of them however that works, and nail it to a nearby wall, with the scroll in it. Or maybe I'd tie a string to it and dangle it from a ceiling. Or I could have a secret HUT filled with dangling buttholes with scrolls in them, each scroll specific to the details of my torture and murder of that individual, so when I'm finally caught or decide enough is enough, I can send the detectives to my HOLE HUT and blow their minds. I'd also have a bunch of CCTV cams set up so I could watch their reactions, and I'd also have it set up to when they went in the doors would lock behind them and the place would heat up like a sauna hotter and hotter until they roast to death. It would be sad to see all my buttholes burn away, but worth it for my actum finalem.

    youd get a better response by stuffing all the disembodied shit-holes up your own asshole then when the detectives are doing your interrogation and ask where you left the human remains you smile and say...'right here in the room with us'
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