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Box wine makes you less of an alcoholic

  1. Ughhu Houston [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Just keep filling that cup up. Nobody knows how much I’ve really had.

    Rock bottom of box o wine, pulling the bladder out and filling with air so you can create pressure for the last drops
  2. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]


    Maybe if it comes in a box, this one can manage to keep it out of her ass..
  3. Ughhu Houston [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Depends on the shape of the box...
  4. Ughhu Houston [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Looks like her box is in pretty rough shape already!

    Didn’t mean to set that up but it just happened
  5. Ughhu Houston [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Even worse if she asks White or red. White you unscrew the top, red you pull the little white string
  6. Originally posted by Ughhu Just keep filling that cup up. Nobody knows how much I’ve really had.

    Rock bottom of box o wine, pulling the bladder out and filling with air so you can create pressure for the last drops

    I like this. Just blow into the bladder.

    Besides box wine can be burned. Zero evidence!
  7. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Ughhu Looks like her box is in pretty rough shape already!

    Didn’t mean to set that up but it just happened

    😊

    Well if she does her ass like that, just imagine what she does to her box...
  8. ohfralala motherfucker
    I hate when white chicks have dark labia. I like those cute little pink puffy pussies.
  9. Originally posted by ohfralala I hate when white chicks have dark labia. I like those cute little pink puffy pussies.

    You don't get a choice, any more than I do.
  10. Ughhu Houston [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Ever sucked a purple pussy?
  11. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I hate when white chicks have dark labia. I like those cute little pink puffy pussies.

    Bleach and botox will fix em up for you, Lala... 👍
  12. mmQ motherfucker
    drinking wine has always been and always will be for faggots
  13. DontTellEm African Astronaut [my unpalatable prosy pneumocytosis]
    Grab ur goblet.
  14. aldra Dark Matter [my considered impending distributor]
    *goon
  15. ohfralala motherfucker
    Then I’m an extreme faggot.

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning You don't get a choice, any more than I do.

    Well sure I do. I don’t have to go down on somebody if I don’t want to.
  16. mmQ motherfucker
    goon your goblet or grab your goon

    or grab goon goblet?

    I like that one.
  17. aldra Dark Matter [my considered impending distributor]
    once you've drank it all you can blow up the goonbag and use it for a pillow
  18. mmQ motherfucker
    you can use it as a pillow at any point
  19. mmQ motherfucker
    The Legend of the Pointed Pillow
  20. aldra Dark Matter [my considered impending distributor]
    it's a spaceman's pillow from the future
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