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Box wine makes you less of an alcoholic

  1. #1
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Just keep filling that cup up. Nobody knows how much I’ve really had.

    Rock bottom of box o wine, pulling the bladder out and filling with air so you can create pressure for the last drops
  2. #2
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]


    Maybe if it comes in a box, this one can manage to keep it out of her ass..
  3. #3
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Depends on the shape of the box...
  4. #4
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Looks like her box is in pretty rough shape already!

    Didn’t mean to set that up but it just happened
  5. #5
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Even worse if she asks White or red. White you unscrew the top, red you pull the little white string
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Ughhu Just keep filling that cup up. Nobody knows how much I’ve really had.

    Rock bottom of box o wine, pulling the bladder out and filling with air so you can create pressure for the last drops

    I like this. Just blow into the bladder.

    Besides box wine can be burned. Zero evidence!
  7. #7
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Ughhu Looks like her box is in pretty rough shape already!

    Didn’t mean to set that up but it just happened

    😊

    Well if she does her ass like that, just imagine what she does to her box...
  8. #8
    I hate when white chicks have dark labia. I like those cute little pink puffy pussies.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by ohfralala I hate when white chicks have dark labia. I like those cute little pink puffy pussies.

    You don't get a choice, any more than I do.
  10. #10
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Ever sucked a purple pussy?
  11. #11
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I hate when white chicks have dark labia. I like those cute little pink puffy pussies.

    Bleach and botox will fix em up for you, Lala... 👍
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    drinking wine has always been and always will be for faggots
  13. #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Grab ur goblet.
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    *goon
  15. #15
    Then I’m an extreme faggot.

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning You don't get a choice, any more than I do.

    Well sure I do. I don’t have to go down on somebody if I don’t want to.
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    goon your goblet or grab your goon

    or grab goon goblet?

    I like that one.
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    once you've drank it all you can blow up the goonbag and use it for a pillow
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    you can use it as a pillow at any point
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Legend of the Pointed Pillow
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's a spaceman's pillow from the future
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