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  1. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    Would this be possible or illegal?

    I would imagine the way to do it would be to make a islamic group on facebook and make a group chat and invite a bunch of people and try to recruit them to your fake organization, eventually you will get reported and the NSA will be watching and you say "Okay guys, tonight we are gonna do it for Allah" and then you go to a public venue with a backpack with a pressure cooker inside it and then the FBI comes out of the bushes and yells "FBI FREEZE!"

    then they send in the bomb squad to disarm the pressure cooker and find it was just filled with soup.


    trololololol then you sue them and get mad stacks like the clock kid

  2. NARCassist Black Hole [generalise my sub-saharan gaud]
    Can't sue when you're dead.



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  3. Speedy Parker African Astronaut [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Gee your so NEET
  4. Jυicebox Tuskegee Airman
    I troll the NSA and FBI and police by posting about illegal shit and then not doing it
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  5. Speedy Parker African Astronaut [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I troll the NSA and FBI and police by posting about illegal shit and then not doing it

    Your not even a hair of a pimple on their radar
  6. Does the NSA even concern itself with terrorism?

    Is that even their job?

    And even if it were why would they be trusted, since every successful terrorist attack is good for them and their budget?
  7. Speedy Parker African Astronaut [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Does the NSA even concern itself with terrorism?

    Is that even their job?

    And even if it were why would they be trusted, since every successful terrorist attack is good for them and their budget?

    Do you know why the NSA was created? Do you know it's current relation to Q?
  8. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Do you know why the NSA was created? Do you know it's current relation to Q?

    Was it to do covert surveillance on US citizens, since the CIA supposedly couldn't do that?

    What's Q? Q anon?
  9. Speedy Parker African Astronaut [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Was it to do covert surveillance on US citizens, since the CIA supposedly couldn't do that?

    What's Q? Q anon?

    It was created as an intelligence agency specifically for the military. Q and Anon are not the same. "Anon" is not a group. Q is a group. A group of senior, constitutionality patriotic, military personnel who selected Trump to help restore the republic to a constitutional form and bring the traitors to justice. The NSA is not good or bad. It has been used by bad men but is now controlled by good men.
  10. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I troll the NSA and FBI and police by posting about illegal shit and then not doing it

    Same here, I expected to get a knock on my door by now but nothing has ever happened.
  11. infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Ghost

    I get hard fantasizing about seeing those faces through a reticle.
  12. vindicktive vinny Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock I get hard fantasizing about seeing those faces through a reticle.

    they put reticles on glory holes these days ?
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  13. infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they put reticles on glory holes these days ?

    dont play coy. everyone knows you spend every waking moment with your broken anus behind a glory hole
  14. Speedy Parker African Astronaut [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost Same here, I expected to get a knock on my door by now but nothing has ever happened.

    Because they already know you are a harmless retard.
  15. vindicktive vinny Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont play coy. everyone knows you spend every waking moment with your broken anus behind a glory hole

    takes one to know one i guess.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Pressure cooker bombs are retarded and so is the FBI. Also, you don't matter to the NSA.
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  17. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    Originally posted by Sophie Pressure cooker bombs are retarded and so is the FBI. Also, you don't matter to the NSA.

    What if I joined ISIS? They would care then.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because they already know you are a harmless retard.

    So I have the perfect cover to commit a terrorist act against the large group of civilians is what you're saying...
  18. Speedy Parker African Astronaut [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost What if I joined ISIS? They would care then.



    So I have the perfect cover to commit a terrorist act against the large group of civilians is what you're saying…

    You couldn't commit an act of annoyance to a large group of earthworms even if you had a 12 volt battery, two iron rods, and a length of copper.
  19. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You couldn't commit an act of annoyance to a large group of earthworms even if you had a 12 volt battery, two iron rods, and a length of copper.

  20. Speedy Parker African Astronaut [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    OH shit, call DHS, he knows how to search YouTube. This could be bigger than 911.
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