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Broke up with my "gf" last night

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ah tifge citeweno.nose

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Good on ya bro, good luck getting off the steroids too.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol SMH!

    Ridiculous.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost Good on ya bro, good luck getting off the steroids too.

    never used roids before, hell never even have had hemorrhoids...
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby never used roids before, hell never even have had hemorrhoids…

    because you dont have an asshole. that chasm between your ass cheeks is more like a subway tunnel
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock because you dont have an asshole. that chasm between your ass cheeks is more like a subway tunnel



    I know you are but who am I?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    stifle yourself, edith
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    Kill yourself
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I talked mad shit to her one day when she was telling me im a bad influence and I told her i was deleting her number and her from my myspace. I ent up doing a background check on her name and got her criminal backround and the rest of her families phone numbers for only 9.95. I've already used her over and over again in the course of 2 weeks so I wasn't trippin and apologized and then asked her if she has fucked anyone else besides me since then and she was all coy "perhaps" and i was like "yeah I figured" and she was like "RUDE!" (i wasn't trippin because I'm only in it for the fucking and trolling plus I'm against be a jelly fag which has ruined so much of my relationships, *not that i wanna be a fucking cuck*

    so I asked to comeover and we just watched the shining and didnt even finger bang each other. I told her I will let her rest and left (wow that ryhmes I'm like a rapper tonight) and left and didnt talk to her for 2 days and was like hey doll how are you and she was like fine and we talked a lil more and i told her i want to just hang with her without fran, and she said "her name is franchesca! and i was like right….

    anyways short story long she ent up enviting me to a midnight showing of "venom" (and im not into super hero marvel bullshit, I could make that movie better) and I showed up and met her co-workers wearing my edgiest "infest" t-shirt" figured it would be appropriate considering what the movie is about.

    I ent up grabbing her and she started getting really loud and bitchy and, she took a total 180 from when i fucked her over and over and then from when i talked mad shit and evidently she hates me now.

    It was kind of fucked up because i was really cool with her friends/co-workers but she came off as the same kind of character that my daughters mom is "HHRHHRRHRHR Bill KrozbyZZ UR SUCH A STUPID MAN" *clenching fist and making a scene for know reason because they are lesbos"

    I was watching the moving with her at the back of theatre and there was a lot of weird predictive programming in the movie, they touched on "gang stalking" and about how they operate and use homeless/drug addicts for experiments, the only reason why I liked the movie more than other marvel bullshit is because it had a more sci-fi / horror element to it which im into rather than the whole fantasy aspect of the marvel faggotry.

    The movie ended and for some reason the ending credits were a drake song *rolls eyes* and I said well lets go to your place babe, and she said "I rather you not" and I was like "babe jolene!, I love you, what if this was the last night we ever had on this earth? I would want to make love to you one final time, but if by chance in the morning we are still alive and in love I will move us out of beefa texas and get us a pontoon boat and have couple kids even though you already what would be my red headed step child.

    She agreed, so we went to her place and i was fucking her brains out but then I just pulled out like a peter parker kinda spydaman kinda guy and gizzed in my hand and gave her a web sling while saying "web sling!"

    and she was half asleep because at this point it was like 4am and she was like wiping my semen off her face in disgust but still tired and was like "what the fuck do you think you're doing?"

    and i said I gotta go i have work in the morning and this probably isn't a healthy relationship because you're not affectionate and intimate


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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I talked mad shit to her one day when she was telling me im a bad influence and I told her i was deleting her number and her from my myspace.

    I stopped reading here because it was already thanks worthy and when I deleted the op in the quote I saw key words that climaxed my interest

    Subbed for late night flashlight bedtime reading when my attention span is better
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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Ah tifge citeweno.nose


    Fixed
    You don't look like this actor, You look like Mr Frenchy the Dickbutt

    ;)
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    didnt even finger bang each other

    hah
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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra hah

    I keep believing you're that dude. in your av. plats.

    Im thinking he's killed things before. kids, dogs, moms. he has that look. but that's being judgemental.. isn't it. funny how that works.
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    AL-LADdin Yung Blood
    Who the fuck uses myspace
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by totse3.com I keep believing you're that dude. in your av. plats.

    Im thinking he's killed things before. kids, dogs, moms. he has that look. but that's being judgemental.. isn't it. funny how that works.

    yeah it's not just that picture though, he has that look about him in all the photos I've seen
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock stifle yourself, edith

    Archie Bunker.
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    eBagger Tuskegee Airman


    "Ayo Edith take dis primo sack of flake n flip dat shit to da honkeys I'll front it to ya tryna be neighborly n sheit best come back wit da dough ya dig"



    "Ohhh AHhchie! I met the kindest negro lady today she moved in down the street she gave us some flour to bake a cake!"



    "You wha!? Edith...you took a mysterious sack from the nigger lady down the street? What the fuck did I tell you about niggers? That's cocaine you dumb bitch"



    "You dun fucked up for da last time Edith!"



    "Oh shit look at what ya caused I told ya's Edith get the fuck outta here ya dumb slampig"
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Meathead.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Bill Krozby ur life is such a drama!
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    Ghost Black Hole
    GiF - Girl I fuck

    So next time your bitch is being a bitch you can just say "You just my GIF, SLUT!"
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