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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ohfralala You are the only original poster that makes me cringe this much. I just can’t help but find it funny that you try so hard to beef yourself help.

    Who said anything about platonic friendships? Are you retarded or what is going on? I answered your question. Perhaps you aren’t as intelligent as you think you are.

    Also I don’t work at a call center, but nice attempt at continuing to try and convince yourself that I am beneath you. There are a few people here who know what I do and that’s not it, sorry. I wouldn’t say I have money either. My point was not every person from DH is a failure at life with a low IQ. If anything, I’d say that the original posters from NiS have struggled more with success in life. I mean we all have issues, but you seem to have a misconception between the two.

    Good chat.

    I think in my original post in my thread I referenced my greatness by prefixing it with "objectively" and then pandered for thanks because I'm hilarious. You must have missed that.

    I don't know if we're using the same measuring scale here. Basically if you're on a site called date hotel or whatever you're so ronery and rooking for rove and exhausted other avenues. You're probably boring too. I don't have all the information but that's what it seems like to me. If you're on nis you probably have a lot of problems as well. Who gives a fuck you boring defensive fatty? You're clearly ugly and boring these are two objective facts, maybe you're a rocket surgeon but who really cares this isn't a brain scientist forum.

    Anyways, tell me about your pets or something
  2. I’m sorry man, but you’re just wrong. I literally explained to you why I joined DH and why I stayed here. If you can’t comprehend it then I don’t know what else to tell you. Obviously I have issues. You have issues. We all do. Again, that was my original point lol. I mean at this point you’re just sorta proving how misguided I think you are. Anyways, I feel sorta bad for you so I’m going to quit.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m sorry man, but you’re just wrong. I literally explained to you why I joined DH and why I stayed here. If you can’t comprehend it then I don’t know what else to tell you. Obviously I have issues. You have issues. We all do. Again, that was my original point lol. I mean at this point you’re just sorta proving how misguided I think you are. Anyways, I feel sorta bad for you so I’m going to quit.

    Why do you feel bad for me? That's sweet do you want to plan to hang out but never actually do it?
  4. Originally posted by Sudo Why do you feel bad for me? That's sweet do you want to plan to hang out but never actually do it?

    For the same reason I feel bad for people like DontTellEm. The delusion and aching desire to be something you’re clearly not.

    Nah I meet people when I want to. Let’s be done now k thanks :)
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ohfralala For the same reason I feel bad for people like DontTellEm. The delusion and aching desire to be something you’re clearly not.

    Nah I meet people when I want to. Let’s be done now k thanks :)

    What do you think I desire to be that I'm not? I'm quite an aspirational person so I do desire many things my situation prevents me from obtaining at the moment. I genuinely think my inherent character will allow me to achieve these things in time lest my self destructive nature gets the better of me. I desire some stability but more to use as a safety net.

    I think this is more about you than me. What do you desire and what are your limitations for achieving this?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *quick pause for worship*

    This is my desire,

    To HONOooR Youuu

    Lord, with all my heaAaErt,

    I worship YOUUUUU



    All I Have withiiiIiin me

    I give, you, praaaAaise,

    All that I adooOoore

    Is in YEEWWWWWWWWWWW
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was literally talking with someone tonight about the possibility of going to church on Sunday but then when I got home I realized I have no idea when it starts. Is it 9? 10? 1030? I don't want to be there too early or too late and look like a total jabroni. How can you find out? Can you Google a specific church like a restaurant and it'll tell you their hours? Please help me jesus
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I was literally talking with someone tonight about the possibility of going to church on Sunday but then when I got home I realized I have no idea when it starts. Is it 9? 10? 1030? I don't want to be there too early or too late and look like a total jabroni. How can you find out? Can you Google a specific church like a restaurant and it'll tell you their hours? Please help me jesus

    Yes you can Google it. But the way the real dudes do it is they find a church and camp out in front of the door so they can be the first ones in and they hog all the holy water and get first dibs on sucking the pastors cock/s.

    Then the REAL niggas burn it down after they're done.

    It's very complicated, lots of moving parts.
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes you can Google it. But the way the real dudes do it is they find a church and camp out in front of the door so they can be the first ones in and they hog all the holy water and get first dibs on sucking the pastors cock/s.

    Then the REAL niggas burn it down after they're done.

    It's very complicated, lots of moving parts.

    Thank you, also the suit I have handy that fits perfectly is black with a blue shirt. Is that like funeral wear for church? Would Jesus be mad? Is a $5 donation necessary? Should I go to Presbyterian because of my heritage? There's an Immanuel Baptist church here that looks decent, should I give that a shot? There are so many moving parts and bells and whistles on the jesusmobile I just want to get on it and ride it to salvation
  10. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Fuck you


    the Eyebrows make the difference from Sad to Mad.. plus the colors I suppose
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by totse3.com the Eyebrows make the difference from Sad to Mad.. plus the colors I suppose

    Thank you for the emoji dissection. Now can you please explain the difference between a poo and an eggplant? Are you TJ Miller?
  12. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sudo Thank you for the emoji dissection. Now can you please explain the difference between a poo and an eggplant? Are you TJ Miller?

    I'm not Miller, nor Tailor nor any other play on names.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by totse3.com I'm not Miller, nor Tailor nor any other play on names.

    What about Hunter?
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Thank you, also the suit I have handy that fits perfectly is black with a blue shirt. Is that like funeral wear for church? Would Jesus be mad? Is a $5 donation necessary? Should I go to Presbyterian because of my heritage? There's an Immanuel Baptist church here that looks decent, should I give that a shot? There are so many moving parts and bells and whistles on the jesusmobile I just want to get on it and ride it to salvation

    Go naked waiting a stand alone cross necklace and a passion for God. If they turn you away make sure they know how fucking unaccepting they are and have a few verses on hand to scream at them particularly the judge not lest yee be judged or the one about casting a stone at someone, maybe thsts the same verse. Either way say thst verse to them over and over with an erect pean. Teach THEM.
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  15. If nothing else at least we have a few new user feuds
  16. Originally posted by Sudo I think this is more about you than me. What do you desire and what are your limitations for achieving this?

    What? How about you try catching up to me first. Fucking sitting in a halfway house trying to coach people lol. Hello I’m Tony Robbins and I’m a fuck up. Let’s make your life great.

    I mean I guess you were right in some sense about being hilarious.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Go naked waiting a stand alone cross necklace and a passion for God. If they turn you away make sure they know how fucking unaccepting they are and have a few verses on hand to scream at them particularly the judge not lest yee be judged or the one about casting a stone at someone, maybe thsts the same verse. Either way say thst verse to them over and over with an erect pean. Teach THEM.

    An eye for an eye and a pean for a pean. Maybe I should quote the Ezekiel passage from pulp fiction which I looked up and was clearly not there. Maybe it was a copyright issue
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ohfralala What? How about you try catching up to me first. Fucking sitting in a halfway house trying to coach people lol. Hello I’m Tony Robbins and I’m a fuck up. Let’s make your life great.

    I mean I guess you were right in some sense about being hilarious.

    Have you heard of this new thing called THE BIBLE? It has been getting a lot of good press lately and you fit the criteria of a candidate for salvation.

    I am way past you sistah but I'm humble meek and mild like a bumbling sleek wild child. You can't dig these fresh dead sea scrolls I feel them in the bones of my soul

    Can I get a jumpin jehosephat?
  19. Oh my fucking cringe

    Lol @ you editing kiddo to sistah

    Help
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
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