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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Have you ever even #YOLO'D?

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    YOLO with COPD.

    Chancing it and jumping out of a plane with a solo parachute for the first time is "YOLO" if you chose not to do it again.

    We live many times every time we wake up. that isn't YOLO that's an addiction that will lead to artery problems especially in the lungs.

    I thought you guys were playing about popping 12-15 allergy pills or decongestant pills to get an almost LSD high. I didn't know you guys were crack pipe smoking this shit.

    it's your lives.. do what you need to do. sometimes I wake up and don't want to live. I will have 3 or 4 days of it then be happy for 3 to 4 days. everytime it gets stronger. Like pulling the trigger for real. and i wont think about it.. I'll think about it for hours laying in bed.

    Get help. I'm going to see my doctor soon. I would hate to tell her I was doing this shit on the side of my meds. but it's your life.. smoke away
  2. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump No this is 100% OC made by me. The triangle of coughgel Bundy is a holy triangle meme from 2016. I was not smoking bundy thats a picture of methamphetamine and bundy.

    Y'all are fronting

    OK I get the meme now. so no one here really does this shit? I'v watched a youtube video of kids saying "I did 22" "I did 30 once". it's just a joke of smoking coughgel tablets?
  3. Originally posted by mmQ Literally is more pointant.

    But was your dream literal or figurative?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 But was your dream literal or figurative?

    Figuteral
  5. Originally posted by Totse 2001 I thought you guys were playing about popping 12-15 allergy pills or decongestant pills to get an almost LSD high.

    lol
  6. This website is shit.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Discount Whore This website is shit.

    Moved to trashcan
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Originally posted by Totse 2001 OK I get the meme now. so no one here really does this shit? I'v watched a youtube video of kids saying "I did 22" "I did 30 once". it's just a joke of smoking coughgel tablets?

    No, you don't get it. I eat boxes of CCC and smoke meth every day. Ive done more drugs than any other human alive.

    I dont know what the kids are into these days, research chemicals and qhmmwgat not.
    Ive been too busy smoking tech and unlocking secrets of clandestine LSD synthesis to give a fuck.

    This is ∆otse totse3 triangle of the screaming electron better living through chemistry, we are the cutting edge of drugs.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm sipping straight vodka (something I've NEVER done) and getting toasted now remember I have to go in to work for an hour to help with a big reservation. Oopsu daisy!
  10. Originally posted by mmQ No she's actually getting into fucking organic farming and a bunch of hippie shit. She's smart as fuck and very cool.

    I already know we are soulmates. I will not stop bothering you about your sister now.
  11. Originally posted by Captain Falcon I literally shudder every time someone uses the word literally when they could have used "fucking".

    I hate those literally niggers.
  12. Originally posted by Discount Whore This website is shit.

    It's your fault, though.
  13. Crouton is underrated.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR I already know we are soulmates. I will not stop bothering you about your sister now.

    That's fine. I'm very proud of her and enjoy giving her her due respect. Bother away.
  15. The electron is screaming because you are applying too much heat (energy)

    Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-04-06T00:49:12.008302+00:00
  16. ^ great quote
  17. im not happy with that edit though. I was trying to make shit on the bus on my phone with the backlight of my phone turned off I could barely see lololol.

    will re make.
  18. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Bill KrozbyDOG TYCOON

    It will look something like this


    Bill Krozbydog Tycoon.

    tip jar
    cellphone
    $1000 start
    Cooler (10lbs)
    Deep Freeze (70lbs)

    EVENTS:
    Rain (less traffic, drinks sell less)
    Summer (increased traffic, more drinks sell, alcohol sells)
    Snow (low traffic, hot drinks sell)
    Concert/Sports team in town (more traffic, drinks sell)
    Holiday (increased traffic, alcohol sells, more night traffic)
    New Years (hot drinks, alcohol, more traffic, night traffic)
    Food sick outbreak (less traffic, contaminated food possible)
    Riots (less traffic, crime increased)

    Hotdog Stands- (more than one stand is possible)
    Stans Stands and Rentals ($50/day to rent a stand)
    New Hotdog Stand - $500
    Deluxe Stand - $1500
    Food Van - $5000
    Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile - $10,000

    Stand Items-
    Wieners, Sausage
    Buns
    Onions, Condiments
    Beverages

    STORES:
    Convienice Store
    Grocer
    Specialty Butcher Shop
    Hardware Store
    Bulk Dealer (used)
    Realtor
    Ad Agency

    item stats:
    Brand Name - Higher Food Ratings.
    Family Size - More amount of item.
    Ltd Edition/Large - Higher Capacity
    Lucky - increase cash
    Flashy - draws in customers.
    Deluxe/Super - more effect
    Used - less capacity
    spoiled/tainted - gets someone sick.

    ITEMS:
    Mystery Meat dogs $1.50/pk
    Chicken Dogs $2.30/pk
    All Beef Dogs $3.50/pk
    Turkey Dogs $4/pk
    Veggie Dog $4/pk
    Italian Sausage $4.50/pk
    Brautwurst $4.80/pk
    Cheddar Smokie $5/pk
    Gluten Free ? $5
    Organic Local Sausage $6/pk
    White Buns $2/pk
    Whole Wheat buns $2/pk
    Seasame Seed bun $2.20/pk
    Gluten free $3/pk
    Pretzal Bun $3.50/pk
    Cheese pepperoni bun $4/pk
    Organic Local Buns $5/pk
    Bag of Onions $3
    Jalapeno Peppers $6
    Local Organic Produce $9
    Catsup $1
    Ketchup $2
    Relish $2
    Mustard $2
    Saurkraut $2
    Hot Sauce $2
    Dijon Mustard $4
    Chili/Cheese $4
    Chili/Cheese bags $8
    Ice $10, $25, $50.
    Bottled Water $12
    Juice $20
    Cola $15
    Bottled Beer $15
    Canned Beer $12
    Beer Keg $50
    Hot Chocolate mix $20
    Local specialty drink $25
    Used empty propane bottle $50
    Propane Refill $75
    Propane Bottle (new full) $150

    LOCATIONS:
    Low Income neighborhood (free) medium traffic, crime (alcohol) $1000/day. low competition
    Suburb (free) Low traffic. $2000/day no competition
    Strip Mall ($20 rent/day). High traffic, low prices expected. $3500/day. low competition
    Subway Station ($50 rent/day). Lots of traffic on special events. $4000/day. low comp.
    Mall ($90/day) Lots of traffic, more food variety is expected. $5000/day . medium comp.
    Downtown ($120/day) high traffic, depends on the day,crime,alcohol,high.comp. $15000/day
    Amusement Park ($150/day) Huge amount of traffic, high prices tolerated. $7000/day high.comp
    Sports Arena ($300/day) Huge amount of traffic, lots of staff needed.(alcohol) $10000/day medium comp.
    Music Festival ($500 for 1 week) Large amount of traffic (alcohol) low prices medium.comp
    expected.
    Space Station ($1000/day) Medium Traffic, High prices tolerated. ,

    EMPLOYEES: ($20/day) ($50/day) ($100/day), contract.
    can be hired from the internet for free.
    Newspaper Ads $50
    culinary school ads $100.
    Clowns($75)/Bikini Girls($100)/Muscle Men($100)/Sign Spinners($25)
    Magicgian ($150)

    HOTDOG STAND HARDWARE:
    Huge Cooler ($50) 50lbs capacity
    Cash Register ($90) Increase transaction speed
    DEBIT system ($100) increases transaction speed
    Speaker System ($100) draws in customers.
    Giant Inflatable Hotdog ($150) draws in customers.
    Large Grill ($85) cook more hotdogs at once
    Umbrella ($50) Allow Rain operations
    Neon Sign ($150) Allows night operations
    portable Freezer ($250) store ice, food and drinks on hot days.
    Chili/Cheese machine ($300) dispense hot chili and nacho cheese.
    High Tech battery upgrade ($2000) run all electronics(grill) from a chargable battery
    Huge Deep Freezer ($350) holds 200lbs of food
    Fan ($100) Brings in customers on hot days
    Propane Heater ($120) Brings in customers on cold days

    ADVERTISEMENT:
    Internet $10
    Flyer $20
    Newspaper $50
    TV/Radio $100
    Billboard $500
    Blimp $1500

    BANK:
    Store money (prevent cash robbery)
    Buy and sell hotdog stocks (competition)
    Credit Line for expenses

    Competition-
    Small Stand ($1000/day revenue)
    Big Stand ($2000/day)
    large stands ($4000/day)
    Truck ($5000/day) Chain ($10k/day)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yeah sure I'm just making this up its all an elaborate troll


    cocaine

    all night long

    when i die bury me with all my ice on
  20. Originally posted by mmQ I deliver when it comes to pics because I'm a good guy and taking a picture takes all of 2 seconds so it's no inconvenience to me. I work all day tomorrow. I'll take a picture of me stirring gumbo while frying a frog and breading frozen gator meat.

    Thank you.

    you didnt do it

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