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  1. Yeah I have no idea where that pipe is. Time ran out... huhuhuhuhuhuh...
    I don't get it. The pipe must be found. this is zucked.

  2. I have come up with an amazing excuse to keep smoking meth.

    "I Would have done this earlier but there were people in the way"

    thats my excuse for staying up for a week. Works every time.
  3. Cracked another beer, packed my last bowl for the night. Overshot my little "plan" here by about an hour, I'm moving so fast redosing like a retard my hands are shaking I spilled some shit, fuck it. I am just using random shit I find to scoop and transfer the glass because Its late, making a huge mess.

    My mind is so fucking scattered. A few minutes throws me off, I still have not found the tech pipe because i keep playing music and smoking tech, I'm supposed to shave but I keep shitposting but I'm like okay I can stay awake until 4am and if anyone says shit just lie and say I was watching big brother live feeds but the thing is big brother live feeds aren't even on right now. I am stuck in a tech loop.

    I listened to every coathangers song 3 times. I keep falling into triangle trances... I feel like its someones fault that I'm getting nothing done lolololol. I dunno, I don't get it.

    I had plans to sleep and stuff but something happeend, I'm just too high, drunk and sleep deprived to remember what anything is. All I know is I forgot a lot, and need to find that bloody tech pipe. I cannot sleep until I find the tech pipe. I'm just gonna finish this beer and tech and zmoke zome weed and try to chill out, fuck shaving, absolutely fuck it. I might have to get high this morning before work, sleep seems pointless. YEah fuck shaving. I am just gonna keep cutting out things I am supposed to do so I can do more tech.

    SHitposting is also vital. This is not even techposting anymore, this is a front page flush and High Level tech posting.
    I was supposed to rearrange all my meme links into one neat folder, you people fucking waste my time all night, I will not forget this. YOu think you faggots are funny trolling me because you are dumb/stupid bored have nothing good to post fucking waste my tinne, I know more about the universe than you. You'rre rattex will catch up with you.



    The only thing I was able to get done all night regaring my memes is bookinging 1, ONE?! out of like 100. Fuck you, you rattex garbage posters waste my time all night. I am now saying fuck it on other stuff I was supposed to do, I was gonna front page flush with good threads, I had so many ideas but if I got distracted for even one second I would forget them. You cannot interuppt me, normally I do not care but when it is important and you fuck with the triangles and hold up production you will get it in the end, Zod hates you for what you did tonight.



    I was also gonna make a tech music playlist but thats never gonna fucking happen at this rate. I might as well not even try to do fucking anything when you people post, I usually just stop posting and go play video games and wait until you fags go to bed and then stay up late and front page flush any good threads and wait for the good posters to come online.

  4. Today was better. I think my anger problems were due to a combination of alcohol withdrawal, a terribly boring weekend, and T-PAIN

    I seriously don't understand how people can get addicted to high dose T-PAIN, shit just feels toxic as fuck after a couple days

    And I think it cannibalized some of my leg muscle, I can't even sit down to take a shit without one if them going noodley and sore
  5. I understand everything now, I get it. I was never meant to find the tech pipe. I was just supposed to get that front page Zongo. last time I did that I hit the floor like a sack of shit, started flailing around and smashed the pipe and spilled a fat bowl.

    This time was from a pebble. Time is refluxing into itself. I can see into the future, I knew all along what to do but its my subconcious mind. I know I will not find the techpipe yet I still have not looked for it

    I am going to clean this stem alternating 2 lighters quickly and do zongo fiend hits chug this beer grind a nug of weed and zmoke as much weed as possible, clean up all paranphanalia and searh the entire house for tekpipe. I have 15 minutes minus 3 plus 2 or 8 or zomethinnk/ I forgot how to math, No tinne ,triangles are being nice to me.

    Abuze abuze abuze

    dont try this at home kids you will never. I am the ultimate. front page zongo

  6. thank you Zod. held in that one until it felt like my arms were gonna pop off the sockets and my eyeballs shoot out my face followedd by a tidal wave of euphoria, my head feeling like I was ztruckk by thunder. my heart is going

    have this rare zongo music. also fuck knobs

  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My dream about dropping the pipe and spilling meth in the bathroom is eerily similar to the things you've been experiencing . O.o
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Holy shit.

    You should immediately convert to trianglism. Those are triangle visions, i get them all the tinne.

    NEW RULE: no more "cleaning the pipe" (code for smoking stem res) past 1.5 inches. It's just gay after that, not zongo. Just ignore the caked up white stuff at the end of the stem and don't bother trying to fiendzmoke it at 3:30am, I am making so much noise the music just gets louder and I keep flicking the lighter.. the triangles are telling me to knock it the fuck off.

    I am not a Zongo though I am Zimmy. I would ztay up all night and zmoke more but its impossible at this point. Life is getting in the way of tech. Still gotta find that bloody pipe. I have 30 minutes before even my own excuses cant even keep up with me anymore. uhhhhhhh. I need to pee and smoke this weed and clean up thismess.

    beer cans everywhere. A tech pipe somewhere, nobody knows. EVerything is everywhere.

    There are no enough hours on earth for me to do what I'm doing. Not meant for thiz planet.

    I figured out the meaning of existence for the entire history of humanity., humans grow expand and overpopulate like rattex,like a virus until there are so many that we cant eat, constant war, death, destruction, evil, rape. The persecuted humans get sick of rattex jedis and decide to sail to North America and start a new world. Next comes leaving earth. Fuck it all bigly and zmall

  9. Minutes are flying by, broke the rule also.

    time is up it zeems.
  10. the triangles told me to go fuck myself. Where is the zimmy pipe.

    I am going to move around my bedroom in the total darkness at 1 frame per second looking for the zimmy pipe and the legendary dropped shard.
  11. oh god its 4:am and im couhging loud as fuck because im zmoking mad bowls of zank weed becauze i'm on method. Coughing too much making lots of noise because I cant drink beer because im too drunk, oh wait i can drink water lol.

    I keep zoughing.


    Pouring Zweat now, where is the zimmy Pipe I need it. everything is crumbling around me.




    The laws of physics are not on my side tongiht. I also flipped my bedroom while doing triangles looking for the zipe(zimmy pipe) earlier. Thiz iznt zood.



    Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-03-21T09:49:55.744730+00:00
  12. holy fuck I just spent 3 hours smoking meth didnt even touch weed then to slow down I start chain smoking weed and coughing loud as fuck making loud bong noises jesus christ. I don't make a zound when I Do tech. WHat a fucking sketch show. I don't get it.
  13. last zong of the night



    im dont even know what the fuck im doing anymore.I sure as hell am making a lot of noise though,
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't forget to check your sock drawer. Its a nice soft space for a tech pipe.
  15. i dont eeven have drawers man,. I think its under cloths somewhere i haveno cklue, fuck it.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You'll find it. I guarantee it.
  17. I'm too sketched out to go to bed now.
  18. Just spilled the bong and made a loud zmash.

    Zo much noize scrawny. Not even sketched out I have beer cans everywhere.

    Gonna chug ber and ciggates smoke vvweeeed im drunk
  19. I zlept earlir.
  20. no more muzic

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