2018-09-06 at 12:59 AM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
What are your thoughts on this? I would like to fuck hookers in Asia but don't want to cheat on my girlfriend. She isn't okay with me fucking hookers in Asia, so I'm planning to dump her. Discuss below.
Learn how to not feel guilty.
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2018-09-06 at 1:04 AM UTC
Turn her into an Asian hooker.
Drive her to the beach, get a blowjob and then blow the car up with a rocket launcher.
2018-09-06 at 1:10 AM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Turn her into an Asian hooker.
Drive her to the beach, get a blowjob and then blow the car up with a rocket launcher.
I'm going to China, not Cambodia.
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2018-09-06 at 1:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL
I'm going to China, not Cambodia.
Get a blowjob from her in an elevator or on an escalator and let her die naturally.
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2018-09-06 at 1:13 AM UTC
It was a GTA joke. I don't know how real life works, sorry.
2018-09-06 at 1:41 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Asian hookers won't make you feel any less alone. If you want to really score, convince her that a sex tour of Asia could be a fun couple's activity. Alternatively, loan her out to an available bachelor, give them a copy of the Kama Sutra and some wine coolers while you're gone and she'll be too busy getting dicked to think about you at all.
2018-09-06 at 1:48 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I attempted to engage in commerce with a group of Asian whores in San Fran,, they all clucked like chickens and backed away,, I was really high so I just laughed it off but to this day it still bothers me from time to time
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2018-09-06 at 1:57 AM UTC
You need to stay with her. Go to China, fuck all the hookers you can and take lots of photos, cumming in pussy and on ass.
Propose to her, make your gf feel truly special. Right at the end, before the night of the wedding, leave and send her everything in an email. Say "you weren't worth it, but these cunts sure were worth 20 bucks"
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2018-09-06 at 2:17 AM UTC
Post pictures of your girlfriend.
2018-09-06 at 3:38 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Swear on hydros life you wouldn't fuck a ladyboy
2018-09-06 at 4:15 AM UTC
What kind of sex?
Partial sex?
Derogatory sex?
Emancipated sex?
2018-09-09 at 5:24 AM UTC
Poppy sex in Bangladesh would be a different story
2018-09-09 at 7:51 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
inb4 he calls her 3 weeks later, begging for her to bail him out because he caught the hepatightness from a gaggle of ladyboys and his travel insurance didn't cover medical treatment
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2018-09-12 at 5:20 AM UTC
Very noble of you to break up with your gf to be able to fuck Asian whores with a clean conscience
