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  1. #21
    Bill Houston [my protanopic apetalous kneel]
    One of the best investments these days is in foreign property. Thailand for example
  2. #22
    HTS highlight reel
    Nothing says punk like "recreational vehicle".

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  3. #23
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Indiana and I make like $1,200 a month
    The okaa and I might move to Michigan soon (like within a year or two) and start out as trimmers then move up to growing and selling marijuana.
    It's been said that a grower can make up to a million shekels a year growing marijuana.

    I just looked around on zillow at the cities around Indianapolis (not sure which part of the state you're in, you can't afford to buy in Indianapolis, that's for sure). Lots of 3 and four bedroom places at like the 200k-300k price range, not so many one or two bedroom places but lets say they exist at like 100-150k and I just got tired of looking before I found many good examples.

    Assuming your $1200 figure is post tax and and you can save half of your income (which is very optimistic for most people I think) and 150k property value and assuming no HOA fees or property tax you'd need 25% as a down payment on a 30 year loan in order to keep the monthly payments to $600. Which would mean it would take you 5 years to save up the down payment. How do you feel about putting half your paycheck in the bank for the next 5 years to get a house where you will continue to pay half you paycheck to keep it (but won't have to pay rent out of the other half) for the following 30 years?
  4. #24
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine You're a tranny, shut the fuck up.
    Also a self-driving RV is cyberpunk as fuck.
    Go kill yourself.

    How is that cyberpunk? It's a stupid idea and takes the fun out of owning a fucking RV and playing a character in the 1970s film Convoy. Big Rubber Ducky!
  5. #25
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive heard of people that have 'real' grow houses where they rent a house from someone, turn it into a 'stealth' growhouse, then pay people to do the manual labor. they have several houses that none of the other workers know about.

    I have heard of empty factories and warehouses here (especially in eastern Germany) that are used for a couple of cycles and the abandoned for safety reasons. The operations move around quite a lot but that's because it's illegal here. One of the plantations I've heard about used fertilizer worth 2500€ with each go every week. 120 days of cycle so that's ~25000€ for fertilizer alone.

    60% of the Cannabis that's sold in Dutch coffeshops is grown in Germany. Seems weird but it's true. Retarded Dutch law makes it illegal to grow the herb on an industrial scale. Only the sale is decriminalized. That's why many operations moved across the border and to the other side of Germany. A constant cat and mouse game with law enforcement.
  6. #26
    RestStop Space Nigga
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I appreciate your ability to communicate exclusively with niggery trap records.

    That's a talent, man.
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  8. #28
    obviously it depends on which house you are buying
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † I have heard of empty factories and warehouses here (especially in eastern Germany) that are used for a couple of cycles and the abandoned for safety reasons. The operations move around quite a lot but that's because it's illegal here. One of the plantations I've heard about used fertilizer worth 2500€ with each go every week. 120 days of cycle so that's ~25000€ for fertilizer alone.

    60% of the Cannabis that's sold in Dutch coffeshops is grown in Germany. Seems weird but it's true. Retarded Dutch law makes it illegal to grow the herb on an industrial scale. Only the sale is decriminalized. That's why many operations moved across the border and to the other side of Germany. A constant cat and mouse game with law enforcement.

    same where live with cat-and-mouse

    when i was a kid, we'd find literal fields of weed growing in desolate areas miles away from any roads. when the wind would blow there would be no way that stuff could be kept secret. the smell carried.

    now the cops have drones and helicopters so the outdoor operations are all gone. there are still a lot of people who grow weed on their own private property where its just a few plants and the cops leave them alone, even though they know about it. years ago i saw a weed tree...a literal tree...that was about 12 feet tall and had a six inch trunk. ive heard of cops who are friends with a couple of these people who even buy weed from them...even though they get piss-tested on a regular basis.

    weed is literally a weed. not related to industrial production...but ive seen several examples of weed growing wild where it wasnt even planted. as long as the temperature doesnt get too hot...marijuana loves the climate here. one instance is when i was in HS kids would hide out in a formerly-wooded area (its an apartment complex now) to smoke weed and drink alcohol. apparently a marijuana seed was disposed of and started growing. it was somewhat of a pilgrimage site until it grew to about two feet tall then it disappeared.

    another example is some people i knew smoked weed in a secluded wooded spot and magically a weed plant started growing. it was taken care of until it grew to about two feet then one of them dug it up...covered it with a trashbag and laundry...then took it home and planted it in a bucket in his garage.
  10. #30
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Weed is dumb. it makes you dumb if you smoke it and it smells bad.

    it's like B.O. and it's make you stupid if you smoke it.
  11. #31
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill One of the best investments these days is in foreign property. Thailand for example

    Become an ExPat?

    That's so UnAmerican.
  12. #32
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    You can buy a few acres of land still for a few thousand bucks in desert areas of Texas and probably New Mexico. it sounds like fun building a cool minimalist house, problem is, no one can hear you scream in desert-space when the methheads come for you early at 2-3am.
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com Weed is dumb. it makes you dumb if you smoke it and it smells bad.

    it's like B.O. and it's make you stupid if you smoke it.

    that
  14. #34
    I think the average mortgage is around a grand (which obviously varies depending on location and COL) so you’re going to be hard pressed to find something you can afford making $1200 a month.
  15. #35
    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    This is a good way to see what you can afford http://bretwhissel.net/amortization/amortize.
  16. #36
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Buy a Hen-House

    the Fox's will take it all away eventually. You don't own anything in life.. you lease it. you might as well just lease a house or office space like a loft. and make sure it has a small shower and toilet in the place. it's not zoned for Apartment use, but the sq footage can sometimes be cheaper than an apartment.

    if it doesn't have a shower, at least a toilet and wash area. and just shower at a gym.

    You can sneak into a parkland like Yosemite or some other National Park, and dig a giant fucking hole and late at night move a tuff-shed and drop it into the hole.. and or a couple of them.. one to live in and one to store about a year supply of food and rig a couple of Solar Panels in a tree .. low voltage as to not be dangerous.. and brin low powered devices.. watch movies, live in the country on or near a cliff.. fuck with wild animals from your cellar dweller through little peep holes

    when the park popo come.. close up your dwellings. make a tree stump the doorway like Hogans Heroes. like a troll entrance.

    that would be cool. Ima live in the forest with wild animals.. fuck with bears and shit. Save your fucking money

    you will prolly need it if you get thrown out of the park.
  17. #37
    Torx Houston
    Find a large cardboard box for a house and put it under a bridge. Rummage thru garbage and find a tin cup or something similar sit at a street corner with a sign "Will Blow for Money".
  18. #38
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Torx Find a large cardboard box for a house and put it under a bridge. Rummage thru garbage and find a tin cup or something similar sit at a street corner with a sign "Will Blow for Money".

    those are the community homeless. When Homeless.. don't depend on others. Get away, find a tarp to start off with. water resistant. and find a cool hedge bush about 7-8 feet or taller. and dig in there and roll the tarp up to sleep in.. get in and out late at night.. in the dark. early morning, late evening in the summer.

    build up from there. It becomes a survival game. like one of those old dialup BBS games. money here, money taken there.
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Torx Find a large cardboard box for a house and put it under a bridge. Rummage thru garbage and find a tin cup or something similar sit at a street corner with a sign "Will Blow for Money".

    how much does your sign advertise you charging for a blowjob
  20. #40
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com Weed is dumb. it makes you dumb if you smoke it and it smells bad.

    it's like B.O. and it's make you stupid if you smoke it.

    I object!





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