Eye Candy (super sexy and clothed)

1. 2018-08-20 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #1
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   
   
   
   
   Jack Dorsey, CEO, Twitter
   College Professor
   
   Now this is what I call hawt!
2. 2018-08-20 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #2
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   He looks like that pup from dh, but with a hairpiece.
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   • CandyRein
3. 2018-08-20 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   His forehead is way to big proportionate to his face. I don’t care how much money he has, he’s not good looking IMO.
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   • esbity
4. 2018-08-20 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's not A College Professor
   
   Get out lil' sismo!!
5. 2018-08-20 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #5
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   
6. 2018-08-20 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #6
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Most eligible bachelor.
   
   Age 41.
   
   CEO of Twitter
   CEO Square
   
   Personal Value: 5+ billion
   
   HAWT HAWT HAWT
7. 2018-08-20 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Yes,
   And you are old enough to be his grandmother!
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   • Hellobadkitty
8. 2018-08-20 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #8
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   hed look better with a large grill fork jammed into each eyeball
9. 2018-08-20 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #9
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   LMRAO
   
   Jelly, darlin'?
10. 2018-08-20 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #10
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not a female salivation thread.
11. 2018-08-20 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #11
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock hed look better with a large grill fork jammed into each eyeball

    
    you jelly, chicken bitch
12. 2018-08-20 at 6:24 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I saw him on reliable sources and he had a bigger beard and bluer eyes
13. 2018-08-20 at 6:59 AM UTC

    #13
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by cupocheer Most eligible bachelor.
    
    Age 41.
    
    CEO of Twitter
    CEO Square
    
    Personal Value: 5+ billion
    
    HAWT HAWT HAWT

    
    who the fuck needs 5 billion? what a greedy dirty control freak cunt
    
    
    
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14. 2018-08-20 at 8:26 AM UTC

    #14
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by NARCassist who the fuck needs 5 billion? what a greedy dirty control freak cunt
    
    
    
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    you sound kind of jelly brah
15. 2018-08-20 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #15
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you sound kind of jelly brah

    
    Lol not even a little bit. Having that sort of money becomes an obsession. Only control freaks would even want more money than they could ever spend for the power it enables them over everyone else. I have no desire to control anyone. But I won't allow others to control me either.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-08-20 at 12:03 PM UTC

    #16
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    if I had 5 billion Ide give a billion to lala
17. 2018-08-20 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #17
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    so i heard you like college professors
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • ~L J~
18. 2018-08-20 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist who the fuck needs 5 billion? what a greedy dirty control freak cunt
    
    
    
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    Elon Musk so he can send more cars into space.
19. 2018-08-20 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by NARCassist who the fuck needs 5 billion? what a greedy dirty control freak cunt

    
    That's what happens when you own your own business.
    
    Dorsey is nuts though, he says his businesses are like his children, and he can't imagine not running them himself. Which is incredibly sad when you think about it.
    
    And he fucking belongs in the oven for what he's done to silence anyone right of centre on twitter.
20. 2018-08-20 at 1:04 PM UTC

    #20
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    If I had 5 billion, I'd set up an epic date hotel gathering, like the jersey shore sort of thing. It'd be at a mansion, or a 7 day cruise to Bermuda, on a luxurious yacht and have it secretly broadcasted with me not in it, of course. It takes money to make money. It would be a major spectacular hit!
    
    
    
    
    Disregard the pic. It's just there. Merry Christmas.