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fucking ambien is a mother fucker

  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    it, im not a fraid i actually like getting st
  2. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    lol blame it on the ambien.

    Is having an affair with a married woman a good idea?
  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Cootehill lol blame it on the ambien.

    Is having an affair with a married woman a good idea?

    im not blaming it on the ambien, i took the ambien after the fact.

    this is like the third time i've done this and i never do it upfront knowing from the getco it just comes to light later.

    I slept on the couch wasching south park while she smoked weed w her dogs in the other room. she eventually walked in on me making chef boy ar d and told me to leave and i told her i'l leave when im ready she said she was going to call someone to remove me from her place and i said I don't think you will i just grabbed some vodka and put cloths on and bailed.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby aaahhHHH-durrhhhhhHHH

    you make up the stupidest shit, you l­ame faggot

    the truth is probably closer to the husband paid you to suck his cock then the wife stabbed you in the ass with a strap-on. the only thing you drank was a gallon of some niggers ball sack vodka
  5. A College Professor African Astronaut [your moreover breastless limestone]
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor [imgttps://i.imgur.com/SRTR3cv.jpg

    stfu you poultry fucking degenerate shitskin illegal immigrant.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition [my considered impending distributor]
    Ambien turns me into a horrible time traveler
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
  9. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Roseanne is married 😮
  10. Technologist African Astronaut
    I’m so glad I’ve never had insomnia. I’ve heard some crazy stories about things people have done on ambien.😴
  11. Siouxsie_Q Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she eventually comes out and tells me to beat it

    LoL, reminds me of a popular MJ song...
  12. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Beat it reminds me more of Michael Jackson
  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q LoL, reminds me of a popular MJ song...

    i used to be in a band called "hate cops" as a bass player and our logo was a graffiti stentcil of mj and underneith him it said "just beat it cops"
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock you make up the stupidest shit, you l­ame faggot

    the truth is probably closer to the husband paid you to suck his cock then the wife stabbed you in the ass with a strap-on. the only thing you drank was a gallon of some niggers ball sack vodka

    lol nigga you gayer than bitch
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol nigga you gayer than bitch

    youre an idiot
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