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fucking ambien is a mother fucker

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    it, im not a fraid i actually like getting st
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    lol blame it on the ambien.

    Is having an affair with a married woman a good idea?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Cootehill lol blame it on the ambien.

    Is having an affair with a married woman a good idea?

    im not blaming it on the ambien, i took the ambien after the fact.

    this is like the third time i've done this and i never do it upfront knowing from the getco it just comes to light later.

    I slept on the couch wasching south park while she smoked weed w her dogs in the other room. she eventually walked in on me making chef boy ar d and told me to leave and i told her i'l leave when im ready she said she was going to call someone to remove me from her place and i said I don't think you will i just grabbed some vodka and put cloths on and bailed.
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby aaahhHHH-durrhhhhhHHH

    you make up the stupidest shit, you l­ame faggot

    the truth is probably closer to the husband paid you to suck his cock then the wife stabbed you in the ass with a strap-on. the only thing you drank was a gallon of some niggers ball sack vodka
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor [imgttps://i.imgur.com/SRTR3cv.jpg

    stfu you poultry fucking degenerate handsome and well tanned individual illegal immigrant.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Ambien turns me into a horrible time traveler
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Roseanne is married 😮
  10. #10
    Technologist victim of incest
    I’m so glad I’ve never had insomnia. I’ve heard some crazy stories about things people have done on ambien.😴
  11. #11
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she eventually comes out and tells me to beat it

    LoL, reminds me of a popular MJ song...
  12. #12
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Beat it reminds me more of Michael Jackson
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q LoL, reminds me of a popular MJ song…

    i used to be in a band called "hate cops" as a bass player and our logo was a graffiti stentcil of mj and underneith him it said "just beat it cops"
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock you make up the stupidest shit, you l­ame faggot

    the truth is probably closer to the husband paid you to suck his cock then the wife stabbed you in the ass with a strap-on. the only thing you drank was a gallon of some niggers ball sack vodka

    lol nigga you gayer than bitch
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol nigga you gayer than bitch

    youre an idiot
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