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Fellow buck niggas, would take male birth control if available?

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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    If so, which would you prefer? There are pills, injections, and that foam shit they put in your vas deferens. If anybody knows of other types of male birth control that aren't listed, please feel free to inform us.

    Personally, I would love a pill I could take. Right now my VIAFATCM is switching birth control methods, so I'm using condoms.

    The injection foam vasalgel shite is an interesting method, but the thought makes me squeamish. I imagine you're awake for the injection and they just use a local on you or something. Idk if I could take that. At least women don't need an injection, in their vital bits. Just something shoved up there.

    Maybe we can make tiny condom drones that just barely kiss the tip. The condom stays like a hat on your penis until ejaculation, afterwards you can disable the drone from your phone app and tie up the condom like a water balloon.
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    ITT I get horny
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I would take every available form of male contraceptive, even if they are contraindicated when used in concert, but I'd refuse any woman foolish enough to approach me.
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    Madman African Astronaut
    Life hack: cut penis off
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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Castration


    Madman “beat” me
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    OP -- old news, do try to stay up-to-date.

    Male birth control.has been available for years.
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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer OP – old news, do try to stay up-to-date.

    Male birth control.has been available for years.

    How long have you been taking it?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i started meditating like ALOT and now I ahve absolute control over my semen flow
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  9. #9
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Shit just pull out its not rocket science.
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala ITT I get horny

    post nude selfies
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor i started meditating like ALOT and now I ahve absolute control over my semen flow

    do you spit or swallow
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Madman Life hack: cut penis off

    watch the movie called The package
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Bust it on her face or ass... It's worked for me so far...
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand How long have you been taking it?

    How long have you been in transition?
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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer How long have you been in transition?

    That the best you can come up with fake cup?

    Damn you’re as stupid as polio
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand That the best you can come up with fake cup?

    Damn you’re as stupid as polio

    No, ES. I can come up with better but why waste it on this topic? I'll just wait for Joe to stop in and thumb wrestle him a while. I'm not her to seek female company to socialize with.
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    im curious about this "old" cup
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    If I get rich I will pay for §m£ÂgØL's vasectomy.
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    Originally posted by POLECAT watch the movie called The package

    I hate you for making me watch this.
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I don't believe in medical devices cuz i watched a documentary on netflix. I would take random hormones and metals to prevent my jizz from being pewtent
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