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She still hasn't replied to my messages
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2018-08-12 at 5:50 PM UTCnigger
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2018-08-12 at 5:54 PM UTCJack car up, take wheel off, place head directly underneath rim, press release handle on jack. (Note: legs will flail out and stiffen suddenly then settle slowly to ground after several seconds).
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2018-08-12 at 5:58 PM UTCOld age.
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2018-08-12 at 6:05 PM UTC
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2018-08-12 at 6:42 PM UTCwasnt trying to be creative, but jumping out of an airplane at the highest altitude a pilot is willing to go (60,000ft or higher) over the ocean, sans parachute, and custom-formed lead weights attached everywhere...with a steel motorcycle helmet filled with C4 and a deadman switch.
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2018-08-12 at 6:54 PM UTCStarve yourself until you've withered to a fraction of your ideal body weight and then eat yourself to death on cam.
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2018-08-12 at 6:56 PM UTC
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2018-08-12 at 7 PM UTC
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2018-08-12 at 7:04 PM UTCWalk into a gas station, buy some matches or a pack of cigarettes (optional) then go out to the pumps, pour gas all over yourself and everything around you. Every pump and nearby cars. When the guy goes to confront you about it telling you to stop, tell him to make you, as he walks closer say "you should have known this was going to happen when you sold me these matches" and dramatically drop a match/cigarette as the whole station goes up in flames. The camera footage will preserve your legacy
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2018-08-12 at 7:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by yum Walk into a gas station, buy some matches or a pack of cigarettes (optional) then go out to the pumps, pour gas all over yourself and everything around you. Every pump and nearby cars. When the guy goes to confront you about it telling you to stop, tell him to make you, as he walks closer say "you should have known this was going to happen when you sold me these matches" and dramatically drop a match/cigarette as the whole station goes up in flames. The camera footage will preserve your legacy
ill pay you to post live streaming video of you following that method
also...wouldnt happen. once the cashier sees that idiocy theyll shut off power to the pumps -
2018-08-12 at 7:09 PM UTCAs if a minimum wage gas station attendant watches anything but their phone
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2018-08-12 at 7:12 PM UTCI buy my gas directly from Dubai. A camel in a mazarotti delivers it wherever I am in the world so I've never been to your plebian stations.
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2018-08-12 at 7:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by EllariaSand As if a minimum wage gas station attendant watches anything but their phone
i 'spilled' a few drops of gasoline on the ground at a 7-11 one time and the ha-beeb came screeching out of the store with a broom and absorbent shit mewling about how hes going to charge me for spilling the gas and him having to clean it up.
i told him the same thing i told some old bitch in VA when the same thing happened previously: the shit came out of the ground in the first place, idiot. -
2018-08-12 at 7:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by yum I buy my gas directly from Dubai. A camel in a mazarotti delivers it wherever I am in the world so I've never been to your plebian stations.
explain how said maserati (you illiterate faggot) makes it from dubai to whatever sub-thirdworld cesspool you happen to be infesting. -
2018-08-12 at 7:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock i 'spilled' a few drops of gasoline on the ground at a 7-11 one time and the ha-beeb came screeching out of the store with a broom and absorbent shit mewling about how hes going to charge me for spilling the gas and him having to clean it up.
i told him the same thing i told some old bitch in VA when the same thing happened previously: the shit came out of the ground in the first place, idiot.
Don't lie faggot he beat the shit out of you and stuffed you back in your geo metro -
2018-08-12 at 7:21 PM UTC
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2018-08-12 at 9:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by yum Don't lie faggot he beat the shit out of you and stuffed you back in your geo metro
youve spent too much time beating off older men and having them stuff things in your back door. now you think beating and stuffing is an everyday occurrence with everyone.
it isnt, unterbottom -
2018-08-12 at 9:19 PM UTC
