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A drug called 'monkey dust' which causes people to eat faces and jump from buildings

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    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    A drug known as "monkey dust" is sweeping across the north of the UK. It's also known as "bath salts," and has been linked to violent face-eating attacks in the US. The substance makes people feel strong, and can cause them to act dangerously. Paramedics and police have been called to scenes where people have scaled buildings and jumped from great heights. Side effects of the drug include a paranoia, hallucinations, chest pain, and high blood pressure.


    People sometimes take recreational drugs to escape, or to feel good. But a substance that is currently becoming an "epidemic" in the UK, according to police in the north of England, is causing psychotic, violent behaviour. The drug, known as "monkey dust," is sweeping across the northern UK, and is said to make users feel as though they have incredible strength akin to the Hulk, and can make them act dangerously — scaling buildings and jumping from great heights. It's the same drug as "bath salts" which have been linked to reports of "face-eating attacks" in the US in recent years. Bath salts used to be readily available to buy in the US in American petrol stations and convenience stores, but were outlawed by Obama in 2012. The substance is methylenedioxypyrovalerone, or MDPV, and gives a similar feeling to that of Mcat or mephedrone, according to Why Not Find Out— an online source of information about drugs.

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    The face eating thing is so stupid. I've done shit tons of mdpv and even shot it and the only thing I ever wanted to do was fap constantly. It's John McAfees favorite drug lol.
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    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stupid noob The face eating thing is so stupid. I've done shit tons of mdpv and even shot it and the only thing I ever wanted to do was fap constantly. It's John McAfees favorite drug lol.

    So it turns you into a compulsive masturbator other people might get the face munchies or go into a cock biting off frenzy.
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    The face eaters were niggers. It was just typical nigger behavior.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Dude, bath salts are old news here in the States... anyone who has not been living in a cave should be quite aware of the horrors of this drug... the Miami face - eater freeway case a while back earned a great deal of notoriety.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by stupid noob The face eating thing is so stupid. I've done shit tons of mdpv and even shot it and the only thing I ever wanted to do was fap constantly. It's John McAfees favorite drug lol.

    So that means everyone else who takes it behaves exactly the same way...huh Ignorant Ian?
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    You're fuckin retarded, it's well known that it is a hypersexual drug, and the face eating was just dumb niggers being dumb niggers that the media capitalized on in order to propagandist against the drug. Have you ever even done it?
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    MDPV is absolutely insane when it comes to masturbation. It's fucking awesome but the comedown and intense psychosis it can cause suck ass.

    The drug doesn't make you a face-eater, though. But if you have any tendencies like that it could trigger them.
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by RisiR † MDPV is absolutely insane when it comes to masturbation. It's fucking awesome but the comedown and intense psychosis it can cause suck ass.

    The drug doesn't make you a face-eater, though. But if you have any tendencies like that it could trigger them.

    Exactly. Niggers do niggardly shit on it.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I always assumed it was stim psychosis that encouraged people to do weird shit like that, not the direct effects
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by aldra I always assumed it was stim psychosis that encouraged people to do weird shit like that, not the direct effects

    Yup. People that are already predisposed to be violent monkeys tend to do violent shit during psychosis.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by stupid noob You're fuckin retarded, it's well known that it is a hypersexual drug, and the face eating was just dumb niggers being dumb niggers that the media capitalized on in order to propagandist against the drug. Have you ever even done it?

    I wud never do that shit intentionally. That would be foolhardy on my part.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by WellHung I wud never do that shit intentionally. That would be foolhardy on my part.

    Ur much better off doing meth or cocaina.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You're a pussy bitch boi.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    You idiots are so gullible. Y'all just accept what ppl force feed u. Contrary to popular belief, no bath salts were associated with the Miami face eater cannibal attack. Look it up on Wikipedia.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by stupid noob The face eaters were niggers. It was just typical nigger behavior.

    fact

    niggers as a species-wide group have a very bad reaction to bath salts...mostly violent

    caucasians tend to to the dancing and spastic-yoga thing
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung You idiots are so gullible. Y'all just accept what ppl force feed u. Contrary to popular belief, no bath salts were associated with the Miami face eater cannibal attack. Look it up on Wikipedia.

    then you explain what caused that nigger to go full-tarded and eat off a dudes face.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    IIRC only Cannabinoids (natural) were detected in that dudes blood but that could be because they didn't test for the RC he was on, though.

    You're a fucking idiot, Wellhung. Nobody here fits your description.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † IIRC only Cannabinoids (natural) were detected in that dudes blood but that could be because they didn't test for the RC he was on, though.

    You're a fucking idiot, Wellhung. Nobody here fits your description.

    yes...because there are so many different types of synthetic chemicals that he could have consumed they have no way of testing for them.

    they did find 'something' in his stomach that theyve identified as 'unknown'
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