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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Enterita I don't think any of these DH users have an IQ above 90, and that isn't me being jokingly insulting. I genuinely believe that.

    Originally posted by Enterita Oh, actually, in my haste I completely browsed over "or trend based on a study of present ones". I think that might actually apply; I stand corrected.

    Lol
  2. #42
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol

    Please explain how hastily reading over something has to do with IQ. Make something up, even. Make up a fictional reason as to why that has to do with IQ.
  3. #43
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Daddyissues Its probably Bill Krozby being molested while scalding hot coffee is being forced down his gullet.

    Aye cabrone! My asshole just got raunchy!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #44
    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Enterita Please explain how hastily reading over something has to do with IQ. Make something up, even. Make up a fictional reason as to why that has to do with IQ.

    Hastily reading over something= low iq

    proficiency in or knowledge of a specified subject.

    Ur a dumb nigger.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Enterita Please explain how hastily reading over something has to do with IQ. Make something up, even. Make up a fictional reason as to why that has to do with IQ.

    Oh I was referring to “I think that might actually apply” like you were struggling to figure it out lol.
  6. #46
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I miss mal :(
  7. #47
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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  8. #48
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I miss mal :(

    Faggot
  9. #49
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Yes, bikini baristas is a thing. We have one around here. I haven’t been a patron, but I do enjoy driving past it.
  10. #50
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie Faggot

    lol
  11. #51
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Sophie Really? Literally scalding? I don't judge but…

    Nah nigga I meant cum
  12. #52
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Number13 Nah nigga I meant cum

    And you're saying it's scalding hot cum?

    Riiiight...

    I guess I'll test it, but I really don't think it's "scalding".

    How do... how do you want me to... should I just suck it?

    I can't believe I'm about to prove this moron wrong. "Durrr hey guys my cum is scalding hot." Lmao, what a dumbass. *Kneels down in front of Number13 and unzips his pants* Fucking low IQ motherfucker... *starts sucking his dick*
  13. #53
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enterita I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering.

    she prolly didn't fuck him after you made him look like a huge pussy.

    also, those places you talk about are in california.

    you said before you were planning a trip to america, did you go? are you still there? if so are you seriously risking getting arrested as a foreign national in the states? lol.



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  14. #54
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Enterita And you're saying it's scalding hot cum?

    Riiiight…

    I guess I'll test it, but I really don't think it's "scalding".

    How do… how do you want me to… should I just suck it?

    I can't believe I'm about to prove this moron wrong. "Durrr hey guys my cum is scalding hot." Lmao, what a dumbass. *Kneels down in front of Number13 and unzips his pants* Fucking low IQ motherfucker… *starts sucking his dick*

    What the fuck dude lol

    And no not literally scalding but cum is a pretty high temperature, hotter than skin, you must've at least came on your hand or something so you should know what I mean.
  15. #55
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist she prolly didn't fuck him after you made him look like a huge pussy.

    also, those places you talk about are in california.

    you said before you were planning a trip to america, did you go? are you still there? if so are you seriously risking getting arrested as a foreign national in the states? lol.



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    It's a quote from elliot rawdger's diary.
  16. #56
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enterita It's a quote from elliot rawdger's diary.

    o i c, using quote could have saved the confusion then.

    so did you go to america in the end tho?



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  17. #57
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist o i c, using quote could have saved the confusion then.

    so did you go to america in the end tho?



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    Yeah but I went home early because I tried to kill myself. Depressing, dark time I'd prefer not to recount as I'm not looking back on it. I probably made a thread about it somewhere ages ago...
  18. #58
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ajax Yes, bikini baristas is a thing. We have one around here. I haven’t been a patron, but I do enjoy driving past it.



    Never heard of such a thing before i read about it in a creepypasta.

    Originally posted by Number13 Nah nigga I meant cum

    I know. I was implying you got off to literally inflicting burn wounds on women.
  19. #59
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Enterita How do… how do you want me to… should I just suck it?

    l-lewd
  20. #60
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Enterita Do you think your avatar is attractive to men.



    Damn straight.

    LJ is a hottie.
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