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Bikini Barristas.
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2018-08-07 at 2:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enterita I don't think any of these DH users have an IQ above 90, and that isn't me being jokingly insulting. I genuinely believe that.
Originally posted by Enterita Oh, actually, in my haste I completely browsed over "or trend based on a study of present ones". I think that might actually apply; I stand corrected.
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2018-08-07 at 2:30 AM UTC
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2018-08-07 at 2:31 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-07 at 2:40 AM UTC
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2018-08-07 at 3:01 AM UTCI miss mal :(
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2018-08-07 at 3:04 AM UTC.
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2018-08-07 at 3:04 AM UTC
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2018-08-07 at 4:45 AM UTCYes, bikini baristas is a thing. We have one around here. I haven’t been a patron, but I do enjoy driving past it.
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2018-08-07 at 5:04 AM UTC
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2018-08-07 at 9:15 AM UTC
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2018-08-07 at 9:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Number13 Nah nigga I meant cum
And you're saying it's scalding hot cum?
Riiiight...
I guess I'll test it, but I really don't think it's "scalding".
How do... how do you want me to... should I just suck it?
I can't believe I'm about to prove this moron wrong. "Durrr hey guys my cum is scalding hot." Lmao, what a dumbass. *Kneels down in front of Number13 and unzips his pants* Fucking low IQ motherfucker... *starts sucking his dick* -
2018-08-07 at 11:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enterita I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering.
she prolly didn't fuck him after you made him look like a huge pussy.
also, those places you talk about are in california.
you said before you were planning a trip to america, did you go? are you still there? if so are you seriously risking getting arrested as a foreign national in the states? lol.
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2018-08-07 at 11:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enterita And you're saying it's scalding hot cum?
Riiiight…
I guess I'll test it, but I really don't think it's "scalding".
How do… how do you want me to… should I just suck it?
I can't believe I'm about to prove this moron wrong. "Durrr hey guys my cum is scalding hot." Lmao, what a dumbass. *Kneels down in front of Number13 and unzips his pants* Fucking low IQ motherfucker… *starts sucking his dick*
What the fuck dude lol
And no not literally scalding but cum is a pretty high temperature, hotter than skin, you must've at least came on your hand or something so you should know what I mean. -
2018-08-07 at 12:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist she prolly didn't fuck him after you made him look like a huge pussy.
also, those places you talk about are in california.
you said before you were planning a trip to america, did you go? are you still there? if so are you seriously risking getting arrested as a foreign national in the states? lol.
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It's a quote from elliot rawdger's diary. -
2018-08-07 at 12:13 PM UTC
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2018-08-07 at 12:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist o i c, using quote could have saved the confusion then.
so did you go to america in the end tho?
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Yeah but I went home early because I tried to kill myself. Depressing, dark time I'd prefer not to recount as I'm not looking back on it. I probably made a thread about it somewhere ages ago... -
2018-08-07 at 1:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ajax Yes, bikini baristas is a thing. We have one around here. I haven’t been a patron, but I do enjoy driving past it.
Never heard of such a thing before i read about it in a creepypasta.
Originally posted by Number13 Nah nigga I meant cum
I know. I was implying you got off to literally inflicting burn wounds on women. -
2018-08-07 at 2 PM UTC
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2018-08-07 at 3:02 PM UTC
