User Controls

When porn was formal.

  1. #1
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Do you remember?
  2. #2
    HTS highlight reel
    Those were the Golden Ages, they were. Men in black tie, women in the most wonderful dresses... all of them headed down to the local pornographic film establishment. Waiters and waitresses catered to their every epicurean whim as they sat in the theater and were treated to the finest food, the finest drink, and the finest horse cock ever to grace the sticky silver screen. I miss those days. Pornography has somehow gained a reputation for being "seedy", "immoral", and "gross". Things truly were more enlighted back in our day... in the days of formal pornography viewing.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    mmQ victim of incest (banned)
    I remember getting pounded in the ass by my dad and him continually complaining that the camera angle wasn't right and we had to start over. Like that?
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by mmQ I remember getting pounded in the ass by my dad and him continually complaining that the camera angle wasn't right and we had to start over. Like that?

    post pics
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by cupocheer Do you remember?

    you mean when men would stand on busy street corners and spontaneously jizz in their pants when a random gust of wind blew up a chicks dress high enough to show her ankles?
  6. #6
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Lol
  7. #7
    stl1 Space Nigga
    I remember when the St. Louis Post-Dispatch used to advertise "Evelyn West (stripper) and her $50,000 Treasure Chest as insured by LLoyds of London" in the section with the movie listings.
  8. #8
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Why the fuk u suckin st Louis cock? That all u talk bout? Fuk
  9. #9
    stl1 Space Nigga
    Unlike most posters, I talk about things I actually know about.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by stl1 I remember when the St. Louis Post-Dispatch used to advertise "Evelyn West (stripper) and her $50,000 Treasure Chest as insured by LLoyds of London" in the section with the movie listings.

    What the fuck? Lol

    Fun fact, Lloyd’s of London is still a functional insurance company even though this sounds like it’s from the 1920s
  11. #11
    CandyRein Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    ROFL πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    CandyRein Black Hole
    πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ’–

    Don’t judge me babby it’s about to get worse πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Silly πŸ˜‹πŸ’–πŸ₯°
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    BeeReBuddy Tuskegee Airman [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by stl1 Unlike most posters, I talk about things I actually know about.

    Is that why most of your threads are questions?

    Who would you....
    What would you...
    How do you...

    Bitch is a Would You Rather book.
  16. #16
    CandyRein Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    CandyRein Black Hole



    *Care Bear Stare*




    πŸ’–πŸ˜‡


    *backs out thread slowly*
  18. #18
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    ROFL @ care bear stare. 😭
    The plot !!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #19
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m crying laughing omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. #20
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Silly πŸ˜‹πŸ’–πŸ˜‚
    Ppl are weird.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
Jump to Top