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Facebook won't exist in five years

  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I can't wait to see the return of a free and open internet similar to the early 00s.

    wishful thinking

    even if facebook's business model fails it doesn't mean everyone else will abandon the paradigm
  2. #22
    HTS highlight reel
    lol
    1) Facebook won't go out of business. Like Lanny said, it's too goddamn valuable for shady stuff.
    2) If anything is going to happen, it's that things are going to get worse from your perspective. Do you honestly think things will ever get "better"? People like you are on the fringe, and your desires run counter to those of the mainstream. Lol. Passively hoping it'll get better is stupid. But even if you try to actively change things for the better, cucks like you elected Trump under that same misguided pretext. Elect a neocon conman to fix Washington. LOL

    The rest of society won't let you have your special snowflake internet back, and if you try to affect change you'll either fail or make it worse like you did with Trump.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Gab.ai punishes people for "anti-semitism"

    No they don't.
  4. #24
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I just talked to the zuck about this and he let me try out his new occulus glasses and i can say without a doubt that facebook will still be the primary social media website in 5 years.
  5. #25
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by AngryOnion My boss lost about 4 grand today on facebook stock.
    I snickered.

    your boss is an evil person.

    you should rape him with a torque wrench.
  6. #26
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by AngryOnion My boss lost about 4 grand today on facebook stock.
    I snickered.

    Why do you take joy from other people's suffering?
  7. #27
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    It's just the start of the techno-shoah, everyone will be watching all these massively overpriced tech stocks like Amazon today.
  8. #28
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by HTS lol
    1) Facebook won't go out of business. Like Lanny said, it's too goddamn valuable for shady stuff.
    2) If anything is going to happen, it's that things are going to get worse from your perspective. Do you honestly think things will ever get "better"? People like you are on the fringe, and your desires run counter to those of the mainstream. Lol. Passively hoping it'll get better is stupid. But even if you try to actively change things for the better, cucks like you elected Trump under that same misguided pretext. Elect a neocon conman to fix Washington. LOL

    The rest of society won't let you have your special snowflake internet back, and if you try to affect change you'll either fail or make it worse like you did with Trump.

    its a norm in america that when something gets bad enough they end up rebranding the whole thing.

    facebook might go, to be replaced by something more or less the same.
  9. #29
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by A College Professor I just talked to the zuck about this and he let me try out his new occulus glasses and i can say without a doubt that facebook will still be the primary social media website in 5 years.

    while he tries out your fleshlight with his mutilated, jedi dick.
  10. #30
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    how do you know about my flashlight
  11. #31
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    you talk about it in your sleep.
  12. #32
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Lanny, is your equipment prepared to handle the load if Facebook were to shut down?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #33
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    This would have seem impossible just a few yrs ago.

    I hate his face( his actual face)...so good!
  14. #34
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Manonfire U always have the stupidest threads op



    Congrats on that man

    You mean the only threads that are actually interesting
  15. #35
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor I just talked to the zuck about this and he let me try out his new occulus glasses and i can say without a doubt that facebook will still be the primary social media website in 5 years.

    *Palmer Luckey's glasses

    Also there are already dozens of social spaces for vr and a few competing hmds.
    Facebook is irrelevant and will be even more so in the vr space.
  16. #36
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    palmer is just a turd in the Zuck's pocket lol his words not mine. all i can say is prepare to be pleasantly surprised thats all i can say right now lol
  17. #37
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I don't agree with this part at all
    There would be nothing to do without the internet except video games, riding a bicycle or getting high.
    It would be hell on earth.

    LOL you know there was a time when there wasn't an internet or computers or video games and just 3 channels on the TV, people seemed to be much better off then
  18. #38
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor palmer is just a turd in the Zuck's pocket lol his words not mine. all i can say is prepare to be pleasantly surprised thats all i can say right now lol

    Zuck the fuck aint got nothin on bigscreen vr, altspace vr or any of the dozens of clones.
    What is he gonna do, steal the idea of project sansar/second life but merge it with private spaces/homes with a vr desktop interface.
    I got news for you, they aren't going to monopolize the metaverse like they did with the web.
    There are so many alternatives and competing services the only future is decentralization.
    Plus nobody trust that dumb jedi fuck and his cia friends.
  19. #39
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    It's terrifying thinking about the jedis and IC heading VR and then eventually bci tech.
    People thought it was awful that they collected your private data via text ... just wait for when there is eye tracking that sends the jedis info on what you're staring at and for how long ... wait for when they add emotion sensors to hmds ...
    This shit has to end before it's too late
  20. #40
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine It's terrifying thinking about the jedis and IC heading VR and then eventually bci tech.
    People thought it was awful that they collected your private data via text … just wait for when there is eye tracking that sends the jedis info on what you're staring at and for how long … wait for when they add emotion sensors to hmds …
    This shit has to end before it's too late

    Have you heard of this one?

    Compatible with heartbeat monitor so they can find the best times to scare the shit out of u
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