It's not like the jedis are trying to destroy your culture and civilization or anything

1. 2018-07-26 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #41
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by infinityshock thats nothing. one of their rites is sucking a babys dick.
   
   completely serious.

   
   kek
   
   they claim that it's a hygiene issue but literally claim antisemitism when they're told to use a wet wipe instead
2. 2018-07-26 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #42
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by aldra I'm going to get your user title changed to hasbarat
   
   just like totse2001

   
   That won't silence me, you anti-Semitic scumbag.
3. 2018-07-26 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

   Originally posted by aldra kek
   
   they claim that it's a hygiene issue but literally claim antisemitism when they're told to use a wet wipe instead

   
   
4. 2018-07-26 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #44
   

   RottenRobert African Astronaut
   An Orthodox, jedi couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling.
   The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
   The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together."
   "Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest.Men and women always dance separately."
   ''So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
   "No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."
   "Well, okay," says the man, "what about sex?
   Can we finally have sex?"
   "Of course!" replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah (good thing) within marriage, to have children!"
   "What about different positions?" asks the man.
   "No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"
   "Woman on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"
   "Doggy style?"
   "Sure! Another mitzvah!"
   "On the kitchen table?"
   "Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"
   "Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
   "You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"
   "Can we do it standing up?"
   "No." says the rabbi."
   "Why not?" asks the man.
   "It could lead to dancing!"
5. 2018-07-26 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #45
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS That won't silence me, you anti-Semitic scumbag.

   
   Are you an anti anit-semtic HTS?
6. 2018-07-26 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #46
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
7. 2018-07-26 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #47
   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   5 Orthodox jedis tried to cross the Mexican border into the US last night...thank God 500 radical Muslim terrorists stopped them.