How often do you call 911 and/or the police?

1. 2018-07-17 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut

   Originally posted by esbity Getting bit by dogs, getting lost, old people in parking lots, people getting ran over…the usual.

   
   Lol @ gettin lost
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2. 2018-07-17 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #22
   

   S6x African Astronaut
3. 2018-07-17 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #23
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Manonfire Lol @ gettin lost

   
   Yeah...no joke...
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4. 2018-07-17 at 9:50 PM UTC

   #24
   

   S6x African Astronaut

   Originally posted by esbity Yeah…no joke…

   
   were you in a snow storm. like a white out? did you go hiking. or were you illegal substance
5. 2018-07-17 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #25
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by S6x were you in a snow storm. like a white out? did you go hiking. or were you illegal substance

   
   ...I'd rather not say.
6. 2018-07-17 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #26
   

   S6x African Astronaut

   Originally posted by esbity …I'd rather not say.

   
   come on. don't be embarassed. you went hiking and a storm came?
7. 2018-07-17 at 10 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Three times a month, when I lock my keys in my car. Every other time there are drugs in the car, so I can’t. AAA apparently has a limit on how often they can help.
8. 2018-07-17 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #28
   

   S6x African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Zanick Three times a month, when I lock my keys in my car. Every other time there are drugs in the car, so I can’t. AAA apparently has a limit on how often they can help.

   
   Zanick is like a John Wayne type. Spinning in his favor. don't mess with The Duke
9. 2018-07-17 at 11:10 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by S6x

   
   See now, that last part is how loud mouthed niggers get their asses shot...
10. 2018-07-17 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #30
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

    Originally posted by Zanick Three times a month, when I lock my keys in my car. Every other time there are drugs in the car, so I can’t. AAA apparently has a limit on how often they can help.

    
    Like drunks calling GMC's help line and a cop towing the car away. Lol.
11. 2018-07-17 at 11:59 PM UTC

    #31
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    They are actually really helpful.
12. 2018-07-18 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    When I lived in Brooklyn some female was getting a pretty bad beat down from some pos.
13. 2018-07-18 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #33
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty When I lived in Brooklyn some female was getting a pretty bad beat down from some pos.

    
    BK
14. 2018-07-18 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Zanick Three times a month, when I lock my keys in my car. Every other time there are drugs in the car, so I can’t. AAA apparently has a limit on how often they can help.

    
    god you're retarded. ever thought of looking to see if your keys are in your hand when getting out of your car before locking it? smh...
15. 2018-07-18 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #35
    

    S6x African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby god you're retarded. ever thought of looking to see if your keys are in your hand when getting out of your car before locking it? smh…

    
    would you remember to do this while high on heroin?
16. 2018-07-18 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #36
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    What year is this?
17. 2018-07-18 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #37
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by S6x would you remember to do this while high on heroin?

    
    Yep, i make it a habit (pun intended heheheheeheh) to always see my keys in my hand / feeling them jingle in my back pocket before locking and closing the door. It's good practice weather you're drunk, high, on the run and busy, so you won't lock your keys in the car.
18. 2018-07-18 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #38
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by cupocheer What year is this?

    
    google is you're friend
    
    hehehehehehe
19. 2018-07-18 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #39
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty When I lived in Brooklyn some female was getting a pretty bad beat down from some pos.

    
    she prolly had it comin' mr. captain save a ho
    
    hehehehehehehehee
20. 2018-07-18 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #40
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby google is you're friend
    
    hehehehehehe

    
    
    
    Memory is my best friend. XOXOXOX