How often do you call 911 and/or the police?

1. 2018-07-17 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   I seem to call about twice a year for various reasons.
   
   What is it for you?
2. 2018-07-17 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   Manonfire African Astronaut
   Zero
3. 2018-07-17 at 7:07 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Last time I called the Popo was years ago when I woke up out of a dead ass sleep thinking somebody had busted down my back door. Had to stop taking Ambien 😬
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4. 2018-07-17 at 7:14 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i think i called an ambulance once or twice and that's about it. why the fuck would you wanna call the pigs for tho?
   
   'hello pigs can you come and deal with this situation for me coz i'm too much of a pussy to deal with it myself' -- fucking lolololo
   
   
   
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5. 2018-07-17 at 7:16 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by NARCassist i think i called an ambulance once or twice and that's about it. why the fuck would you wanna call the pigs for tho?
   
   'hello pigs can you come and deal with this situation for me coz i'm too much of a pussy to deal with it myself' – fucking lolololo

   
   oh yea ???
   
   then why do you call ambulances ??? cant you deal with it yourself ???
   
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6. 2018-07-17 at 7:16 PM UTC

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   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Never and I hope to keep it that way.
7. 2018-07-17 at 7:20 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by benny vader oh yea ???
   
   then why do you call ambulances ??? cant you deal with it yourself ???
   
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   no coz i'm not a doctor with access to expensive medical equipment. plus i was calling the ambulances for other people who were unable to, and so was impractical for them to make the call themselves. i don't remember ever having an ambulance called for me tbh.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-07-17 at 7:20 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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9. 2018-07-17 at 7:21 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Never and I hope to keep it that way.

   
   fuck off §m£ÂgØL i can imagine you being a right little grass.
   
   
   
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10. 2018-07-17 at 7:23 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Let us pray.
11. 2018-07-17 at 7:33 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist no coz i'm not a doctor

    
    ambulances dont come with doctors.
12. 2018-07-17 at 7:34 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist i think i called an ambulance once or twice and that's about it. why the fuck would you wanna call the pigs for tho?

    
    Getting bit by dogs, getting lost, old people in parking lots, people getting ran over...the usual.
13. 2018-07-17 at 8:37 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Once for an ambulance about 13yrs ago. That's it.
14. 2018-07-17 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Never
15. 2018-07-17 at 8:48 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Once for an ambulance about 13yrs ago. That's it.

    
    Dad, ur a tough cookie.
16. 2018-07-17 at 8:53 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Never.
17. 2018-07-17 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut
    The day after 9/11
    
    Planes doing acrobatic stunts over our neighborhood. 9-1-1 told me that an officer Radio it in as well. never a followup. I have a video of it somewhere.
18. 2018-07-17 at 9:01 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by S6x The day after 9/11
    
    Planes doing acrobatic stunts over our neighborhood. 9-1-1 told me that an officer Radio it in as well. never a followup. I have a video of it somewhere.

    
    It was probably those magnificent men in their flying machines.
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    • aldra
19. 2018-07-17 at 9:13 PM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It was probably those magnificent men in their flying machines.

    
    P Model mustange types. WWII vintage.
20. 2018-07-17 at 9:34 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    You're all lightweights.