I used to be a straight edge anti drug classic rocker with long blonde hair and a ripped GUNS N ROSES t shirt and I would skip school to play video games then walk around the hood at night and see my classmates in a dark alley smoking the devils lettuce and they start snickering as I walk by like "NICE SHIRT HEHEHEHE.... HEY WANT SOME WEED SCRAWNY?" and I would reply "FUCK OFF YOU DEGENERATE SUBSTANCE ABUSERS! TALK TO ME IN 10 YEARS WHEN YOUR ALL ON METH AND SUCKING DICK FOR CRACK MONEY!"
Then I would come home and the front door is missing because my dad sold it for cocaine and also all the TV's and the couch is gone too and my dad sits me down on a milk crate in the living room and says "Son, I aint gonna be able to pay rent this month"
So I would go into my room and play my Ramones cassette max volume while I look at my cool SOBER ART posters and think about how much I hate drugs and drug users because ALL THEY DO IS BOTHER ME IN DARK ALLEYS AND SELL MY TV REEEEEEEEE!
I'm gonna spend this week being sober again and relive the days of my youth.
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We must support our brother in need. Do not fear...the almighty feels your pain and hears your call. By December 25, 2018, your new life will begin and there will be no turning back. If you do...you will be eliminated.
Originally posted by joerell
We must support our brother in need. Do not fear…the almighty feels your pain and hears your call. By December 25, 2018, your new life will begin and there will be no turning back. If you do…you will be eliminated.
I said a week man.
By December I plan to have like $100k from selling my video game and I will buy a kilogram of cocaine and go around my city stealing peoples doors to get back at the society that stole my door when I was a kid.
Yeah it's like molesting, it just creates a cycle of abuse. Some junkie steals my door so I have to steal some poor innocent kids door then he will grow up to be like me and steal doors too, and im sure that kid he robs will grow up to also steal doors.
I'm gonna find whoever first stole a door and kick his ass for starting this bullshit.
tee hee hee
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Last drink I had was on fathers day. And that was more like a sip cause all he had was beer and I dont like beer. So i said, "Really father, really?" and then I smh.
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Last drink I had was on fathers day. And that was more like a sip cause all he had was beer and I dont like beer. So i said, "Really father, really?" and then I smh.