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1. 2018-07-06 at 7 AM UTC

   #21
   apt Tuskegee Airman
   The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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   • aldra
2. 2018-07-06 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra tar -xvf foo.tar
   
   
   thanks faget you killed us all

   
   that's valid tho
3. 2018-07-06 at 7:22 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut

   Originally posted by S6x how many seconds did he have left after "I'm sorry" and what happened

   
   He bent that dudes wife overit and had anal sex for the first time
4. 2018-07-06 at 7:53 AM UTC

   #24
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Lanny that's valid tho

   
   no I mean you skipped the hyphen which is required as far as I know
5. 2018-07-06 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra no I mean you skipped the hyphen which is required as far as I know

   
   protip: the hyphen is not actually required
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   • apt, 
   • aldra, 
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6. 2018-07-06 at 7:58 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I just saved you one keystroke every time you need to invoke tar. Let me know when I can expect my nobel prize.
7. 2018-07-06 at 8:12 AM UTC

   #27
   apt Tuskegee Airman
   The author of this post has returned to nothingness
8. 2018-07-06 at 9 AM UTC

   #28
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Lanny protip: the hyphen is not actually required

   
   weird
   
   I'm sure I've gotten errors for not including it before, maybe it's required in BSD or in a different terminal or something
9. 2018-07-06 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   
   
   Huh?
10. 2018-07-20 at 6:50 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Never pay interest unless it's tied to your home.
    
    At least you can deduct it. For now.
    
    
    
    Most people cannot pay cash for a house.
    
    Even if you could you might not want to.
    
    
    
    
    Never pay interest on credit cards.
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    • esbity
11. 2018-07-20 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    Never buy life insurance.
12. 2018-07-20 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #32
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    if they cries or screams a lot, try drawing eyes and nose and a mouth on your head [dome] with a sharpie.
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    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2018-07-20 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #33
    

    S6x African Astronaut
    Lets see. Money was never a big interest for me being younger.
    
    so lets see.
    
    Oh Yeah. Lots of fucking money. I need money. lots of it. I'm going underground and digging in. trade my money in for Gold. and be able to have a very sophisticated growing room.. not for weed but food. so I can get fresh food year round with my can of beans I have for the Apocalypse.
14. 2018-08-07 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    https://slickdeals.net/article/news/get-a-mcdonalds-value-meal-for-2-every-friday-using-this-trick/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=269599-Adobe%20Newsletter%20DM6460%20-%202018-08-06%2011%3A27%3A33&utm_source=14015-adobe_editorial_content&utm_term=article-11844071-article&sdxt00=3123874
    
    Hmmm.
    
15. 2018-08-07 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #35
    

    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra on the topic of youtube, youtube-dl (https://rg3.github.io/youtube-dl/) is a simple python script and is the fastest and most reliable way to rip videos (works on many other 'tube'-type sites as well)

    
    youtube-dl is shit compared to Jdownloader
    
    http://jdownloader.org/jdownloader2
    
    JD2 seems to download a much higher quality version of a yt video compared to yt-dl
16. 2018-08-07 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader if they cries or screams a lot, try drawing eyes and nose and a mouth on your head [dome] with a sharpie.

17. 2018-08-07 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #37
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Never pay for personal hygiene supplies, household supplies, clothing, gas, food, electronics, sporting good equipment, and other things.
    
    Make cash directly and don't pay taxes on it.
    
    Vent by wrecking other people's shit.
    
    Do all this to live an easy stress free life and you'll look younger, feel younger, and have a great appreciation for life.
    
    Lay the burden on others.
    
    Never provide for anyone but yourself.
18. 2018-08-07 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #38
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lie to everyone around you.
    
    Manipulate all your friends and family to your own benefit and personal gratification.
    
    Leave the toilet seat up.
    
    Never give up your seat on the bus to an elderly crippled lady.
    
    When you visit someone's home, spit in some of the containers in their fridge and replace the lids.
    
    Swear at the television continually for three hours, once a day.
19. 2018-08-08 at 1:11 AM UTC

    #39
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Manipulate all your friends and family to your own benefit and personal gratification.

    
    Don't have family or friends.
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Leave the toilet seat up.

    
    Shit on the floor.
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Never give up your seat on the bus to an elderly crippled lady.

    
    Don't take the bus, steal a car.
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL When you visit someone's home, spit in some of the containers in their fridge and replace the lids.

    
    Posion during a burg.
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Swear at the television continually for three hours, once a day.

    
    Only watch porn.
20. 2018-08-08 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Esbity,
    I picture your future: jail or death by someone you’ve fucked over!
    
    Good luck 🙄