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I can't WAIT until I don't ever have to deal with this bitch again!

  1. #1
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Just when you think all is good and you are about to ride off into everlasting happiness and BAM! That alarm clock bitch goes off. Ugh! I hate her!
  2. #2
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    You’re just a pussy.
  3. #3
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    I hate you too!
  4. #4
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Get in line faggot
  5. #5
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Am I a faggot or pussy? I prefer pussy.
  6. #6
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Both, deal with it
  7. #7
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    I want to treat you like my alarm clock but you might enjoy it.
  8. #8
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Alarm clocks are for losers
  9. #9
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    So I get up to work everyday so I am a loser? Yea, you get the alarm clock treatment X 2
  10. #10
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I’m a professional sleep boxer

    And I wake up at 6am without an alarm clock

    Fuk wit me nignog
  11. #11
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Wake me up before 10 and it's on! You wont like it either, well maybe you will.
  12. #12
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I don’t wake up when I punch shit. I just punch shit. Typically a few hours after I fall asleep. Sometimes I wake up with my knuckles fucked up though.

    Half the month I sleep about 2-3 hours a night, the other half about 7. I punch when I sleep for 7.

    Sometimes I kick too, but I believe I punch more often, which idfk why, I’m just a ninja or something
  13. #13
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Damn Kinks, that's not why I bought handcuffs.
  14. #14
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I’d probably rip them off and not even wake up anyway
  15. #15
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    You like the alarm clock treatment I see..
  16. #16
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
  17. #17
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Ha! That bitch! I hate her!
  18. #18
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Kinks I don’t wake up when I punch shit. I just punch shit. Typically a few hours after I fall asleep. Sometimes I wake up with my knuckles fucked up though.

    Half the month I sleep about 2-3 hours a night, the other half about 7. I punch when I sleep for 7.

    Sometimes I kick too, but I believe I punch more often, which idfk why, I’m just a ninja or something

    That happens to me , when I'm kickin the ninjas ass..Walls and nightstands beware...
  19. #19
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
  20. #20
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Thank God that bitch has the day off tomorrow.
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