2018-06-22 at 11:04 PM UTC
Just when you think all is good and you are about to ride off into everlasting happiness and BAM! That alarm clock bitch goes off. Ugh! I hate her!
2018-06-22 at 11:21 PM UTC
Am I a faggot or pussy? I prefer pussy.
2018-06-22 at 11:23 PM UTC
I want to treat you like my alarm clock but you might enjoy it.
2018-06-22 at 11:25 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Alarm clocks are for losers
2018-06-22 at 11:26 PM UTC
So I get up to work everyday so I am a loser? Yea, you get the alarm clock treatment X 2
2018-06-22 at 11:28 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I’m a professional sleep boxer
And I wake up at 6am without an alarm clock
Fuk wit me nignog
2018-06-22 at 11:31 PM UTC
Wake me up before 10 and it's on! You wont like it either, well maybe you will.
2018-06-22 at 11:34 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I don’t wake up when I punch shit. I just punch shit. Typically a few hours after I fall asleep. Sometimes I wake up with my knuckles fucked up though.
Half the month I sleep about 2-3 hours a night, the other half about 7. I punch when I sleep for 7.
Sometimes I kick too, but I believe I punch more often, which idfk why, I’m just a ninja or something
2018-06-22 at 11:37 PM UTC
Damn Kinks, that's not why I bought handcuffs.
2018-06-22 at 11:57 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I’d probably rip them off and not even wake up anyway
2018-06-23 at 12:20 AM UTC
You like the alarm clock treatment I see..
2018-06-23 at 12:30 AM UTC
Ha! That bitch! I hate her!
2018-06-23 at 1:02 AM UTC
Thank God that bitch has the day off tomorrow.