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We're all gonna die fairly soon

  1. #1
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    If not by nukes or virus attacks


    Probably by an asteroid a quarter mile big. because it's estimated to hit between LA and the Midwest in 2036

    that's not as far away as you think
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    Enterita African Astronaut
    There's no such thing as the past or the future, just the present. And we are already dead.
  3. #3
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Buildings 1,2 and 7 dropped by Jets a fraction of their size but Fat Man was nearly 1000 feet above the Dome in Japan and some 40 percent of the original building still stands today

    10,000 times the tempature of the suns surface but it stood. hit by over 1000 mph winds for several minutes but it stands. it wasn't directly under it, but 800 yards off to the side of the central core explosion.


    -duscuss

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Um if I'm not mistaken, they're already onto using military nukes to subside any possible threats outside our universe. With all the regurgitating advances in the tech we have now, I'm pretty darnedest to the heck outta it sure that this earth is in good hands with mankind. Prehistoric mammals, not so much.
  5. #5
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    my friends at pfizer prolly gonna keep me alive for a very long time !
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    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Noooo I have way too much living to do. :-)
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    anyone thats my friend ill let u get frozen when ur bout 2 die and we will thaw out together somday
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  8. #8
    i'll prob die of cancer

    or nitrous oxide
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Captain Trips


    June 16 – July 4

    At a remote U.S. Army base, a weaponized strain of influenza known as "Project Blue" is accidentally released inside a secret underground laboratory. Charles Campion, a soldier charged with security, manages to escape from the base by car with his wife and child. By the time the Army tracks Campion down to the East Texas town of Arnette and establishes a cordon sanitaire around it, he as patient zero has already died of the Project Blue virus and spread it to numerous others beyond the cordon. The virus is extremely contagious and resistant to antibodies and vaccines. A pandemic of apocalyptic proportions is triggered, which eventually kills off 99.4% of the world's human population.

    As the pandemic intensifies it gains many names, "Captain Trips" and the Superflu being the most used. A multi-faceted narrative—told partly from the perspective of primary characters—outlines the total breakdown and destruction of society through widespread violence; the failure of martial law to contain the outbreak; the military's increasingly violent efforts to censor information; the rapid collapse of society; the deliberate exposure of the virus in the Soviet Union and China to guarantee their destruction as well and, finally, the near-extinction of humanity. The emotional toll is also dealt with, as the few survivors must care for their families and friends, dealing with confusion and grief as virtually everyone they know succumbs to the disease.

    The Complete & Uncut Edition opens with a prologue entitled "The Circle Opens" that offers greater detail into the circumstances surrounding the development of the virus and the security breach that allowed its escape from the secret laboratory compound where it was created. It also expands upon the Army's response to the outbreak; scenes of civil unrest, looting, and vigilantism; and deaths caused not by the pandemic itself, but by the resulting collapse of society.
  10. #10
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Why having sex with someone sounds like your toilet is stuck, so you have to use the plunger to get it flowing again?
  11. #11
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Oh wait, that sounds like sloppy bjs too...groce man.


    Felt.


    Aight.
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Why having sex with someone sounds like your toilet is stuck, so you have to use the plunger to get it flowing again?

    Some people get permanently stuck together, because of back pressure, and have to go to the hospital to get separated.
  13. #13
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Sounds like a plan with no common sense, they'd need a lobotomy as well.
  14. #14
    Can I have your stuff then OP?
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Not me.
  16. #16
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can I have your stuff then OP?

    i'll leave you some pocket lint and used tin foil that we often wash to reuse in the toaster oven

    maybe a sanwich bag

    Originally posted by Ghost Not me.

    And Ghost
  17. #17
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Yellowstone will explode before that asteroid hits
  18. #18
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    In case you haven't heard the latest Beige

    "NASA scientists at the agency's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif., effectively have ruled out the possibility the asteroid Apophis will impact Earth during a close flyby in 2036"

    https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/asteroids/news/asteroid20130110.html

    We're all gonna die but it's unlikely by that asteroid :shruggyguy:
  19. #19
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    That's OK itybit

    another will come. probably won't be seen coming at us.

    it is also possible that they're telling us this.. due to not wanting a panick on anyones hands.. and the stock market start to go wonky with in the last few years prior to 2036

    but aparently.. if true.. this one missed the keyhole by a smigin er sumtin
  20. #20
    Originally posted by itybit In case you haven't heard the latest Beige

    "NASA scientists at the agency's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif., effectively have ruled out the possibility the asteroid Apophis will impact Earth during a close flyby in 2036"

    https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/asteroids/news/asteroid20130110.html

    We're all gonna die but it's unlikely by that asteroid :shruggyguy:

    That assumes the aliens wont redirect it, obviously if they are planning an invasion it would be smarter for them to simply redirect said asteroid and save them the trouble of invasion and all the headaches that comes with that...assuming aliens get aches in their heads.
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