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Business idea: open a gym,

  1. #1
    🏚 Yung Blood
    Guys, is this a good idea? I have no money, but that will change. I could sell syringes at the front desk for the juicers. Let's think about this. What will make me stand out?

    I guess IT is out of the picture for me now lol, this one's pure gold.
  2. #2
    Gym equipment costs a lot of money upfront. If you have none and don't qualify for a business loan forget it.
  3. #3
    🏚 Yung Blood
    We'll start as a backwoods lifting camp
  4. #4
    Originally posted by 🏚 We'll start as a backwoods lifting camp

    The gym thots like a/c and mirrors so they can look at their ass in it...the woods thing isn't going to work for them.
  5. #5
    🏚 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The gym thots like a/c and mirrors so they can look at their ass in it…the woods thing isn't going to work for them.

    I'm marketing towards meatheads
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Just sell steroids and diet pills on the darknet.
  7. #7
    🏚 Yung Blood
    It'll just be a barn, some fans, a few tires and dumbells. Ohh yea. And the membership will be 20 bucks a month. In backwood's all across America.
  8. #8
    🏚 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Ghost Just sell steroids and meth on the darknet.

    Fixed that for you.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🏚 Fixed that for you.

    If you are cooking meth from diet pills (ephedrine) you could probably take less risk just selling the ephedrine to prospective meth cooks or industrial labs.

    You can buy ephedrine on Amazon/eBay legally.
  10. #10
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by 🏚 We'll start as a backwoods lifting camp

    start an ''organic'' gym.

    use all natural burdens like rocks, logs, tree stumps and mounds of soil and pool of mud.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    A friend of mine is going to a "yoga with goats" class in the next few weeks...no shit.

    WTF...
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A friend of mine is going to a "yoga with goats" class in the next few weeks…no shit.

    WTF…

    YOU CAN BRING YOUR SERVICE GOAT!

  13. #13
    🏚 Yung Blood
    I would eat a goat and do yoga
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    Id eat the ass of one of the women doing yoga while I fuck a goat
  15. #15
    I'd do meth, fuck the goat and eat the yoga.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by benny vader start an ''organic'' gym.

    use all natural burdens like rocks, logs, tree stumps and mounds of soil and pool of mud.

    this would almost certainly work in LA and make tons of money, sadly.
  17. #17
    🏚 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by apric0t this would almost certainly work in LA and make tons of money, sadly.

    Well I guess I could always do region specific themes. I could put banners of local sports teams in each gym.
  18. #18
    🏚 Yung Blood
    And it's important to know the difference between starting a local gym, and starting a gym locally.
  19. #19
    🏚 Yung Blood
    I could have NiS users be the gym managers
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    Run it like this

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