Business idea: open a gym,

1. 2018-06-14 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #1
   🏚 Yung Blood
   Guys, is this a good idea? I have no money, but that will change. I could sell syringes at the front desk for the juicers. Let's think about this. What will make me stand out?
   
   I guess IT is out of the picture for me now lol, this one's pure gold.
2. 2018-06-14 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Gym equipment costs a lot of money upfront. If you have none and don't qualify for a business loan forget it.
3. 2018-06-14 at 7:51 PM UTC

   #3
   🏚 Yung Blood
   We'll start as a backwoods lifting camp
4. 2018-06-14 at 7:52 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by 🏚 We'll start as a backwoods lifting camp

   
   The gym thots like a/c and mirrors so they can look at their ass in it...the woods thing isn't going to work for them.
5. 2018-06-14 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #5
   🏚 Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The gym thots like a/c and mirrors so they can look at their ass in it…the woods thing isn't going to work for them.

   
   I'm marketing towards meatheads
6. 2018-06-14 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Just sell steroids and diet pills on the darknet.
7. 2018-06-14 at 7:55 PM UTC

   #7
   🏚 Yung Blood
   It'll just be a barn, some fans, a few tires and dumbells. Ohh yea. And the membership will be 20 bucks a month. In backwood's all across America.
8. 2018-06-14 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #8
   🏚 Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Ghost Just sell steroids and meth on the darknet.

   
   Fixed that for you.
9. 2018-06-14 at 8:04 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by 🏚 Fixed that for you.

   
   If you are cooking meth from diet pills (ephedrine) you could probably take less risk just selling the ephedrine to prospective meth cooks or industrial labs.
   
   You can buy ephedrine on Amazon/eBay legally.
10. 2018-06-14 at 8:16 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by 🏚 We'll start as a backwoods lifting camp

    
    start an ''organic'' gym.
    
    use all natural burdens like rocks, logs, tree stumps and mounds of soil and pool of mud.
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11. 2018-06-14 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #11
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A friend of mine is going to a "yoga with goats" class in the next few weeks...no shit.
    
    WTF...
12. 2018-06-14 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A friend of mine is going to a "yoga with goats" class in the next few weeks…no shit.
    
    WTF…

    
    YOU CAN BRING YOUR SERVICE GOAT!
    
    
13. 2018-06-14 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #13
    🏚 Yung Blood
    I would eat a goat and do yoga
14. 2018-06-14 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Id eat the ass of one of the women doing yoga while I fuck a goat
15. 2018-06-14 at 8:41 PM UTC

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    Sup_mahnigs Houston
    I'd do meth, fuck the goat and eat the yoga.
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16. 2018-06-14 at 8:43 PM UTC

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    apric0t Houston

    Originally posted by benny vader start an ''organic'' gym.
    
    use all natural burdens like rocks, logs, tree stumps and mounds of soil and pool of mud.

    
    this would almost certainly work in LA and make tons of money, sadly.
17. 2018-06-14 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #17
    🏚 Yung Blood

    Originally posted by apric0t this would almost certainly work in LA and make tons of money, sadly.

    
    Well I guess I could always do region specific themes. I could put banners of local sports teams in each gym.
18. 2018-06-14 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #18
    🏚 Yung Blood
    And it's important to know the difference between starting a local gym, and starting a gym locally.
19. 2018-06-14 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #19
    🏚 Yung Blood
    I could have NiS users be the gym managers
20. 2018-06-14 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Run it like this