2022-10-04 at 3:10 AM UTC
10/10?
Alright nigga ill watch it but that's some pretty high praise for what looks like a run-of-the-mill factory horror movie on Netflix.
10/10 means there better be 3 really good jump scares, a powerfully anxious and unsettling feeling the entire time, and induced nightmares in real life for the next few nights.
2022-10-04 at 3:25 AM UTC
frala
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I thought it was just going to be alright but it exceeded my expectations. Good jump scares and tension throughout but I can’t promise you nightmares bc you are sick and depraved already.
Lanny gives it an 8 bc he says the tension waxed and waned. He’s a fag though.
2022-10-04 at 3:26 AM UTC
frala
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Who even says waxed and waned?
Oh and I choked on my popcorn.
2022-10-04 at 9:14 PM UTC
frala
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What type of horror movies do you like? Do you have any sort of appreciation for campy horror movies?
2022-10-04 at 9:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Nothing shittier and cheesier than fucking jump scares. 1/10 without seeing or hearing anything more about it!
MEOOOWW!!! got you! that was a cat jumping up at the window as I opened the curtains.
Fake and gay. Two or three PROPPA ones in a film is just fine and a good thing. When a film is relying on them as their entire gimmick, no, but when well placed, they aren't cheesy or shitty. Part of the FUN FUN FUN of enjoying horror films is having some jolts of fright, especially amidst an overall tense/unnerving experience. This is objective fact for any true fan of the genre.
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2022-10-04 at 9:32 PM UTC
Also I didn't watch that shit yet and I'm not personally signing off on it (no one gets out alive) but tonight probably I will and I assure you I will not give it a pass if I think it sucks, I WILL LET YOU KNOW, and I will also have a much better idea of what you think good or bad horror films are.
I have a feeling I'm not really gonna like it just based on the name and the cover lol. But we shall see.
2022-10-04 at 9:44 PM UTC
frala
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You might not like it but I’ve been thinking about it all day bc I loved it that much 😊
2022-10-05 at 6:44 PM UTC
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You went into it not wanting to like it so you didn’t, but I did and thought the end was better than most generic horror films. I don’t hate camp, supernatural, or jump scares in my horror movies and the end reminded me of Guillermo Del Toro. If it wasn’t for you though that’s cool.
2022-10-05 at 7:03 PM UTC
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I think it was necessary for the ending.
2022-10-05 at 7:15 PM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
Just tell me after the first 1/3rd were you thinking holy shit, this is fucking good. I cannot WAIT to see where this goes?
Oh my word I hate when you get like this. I’m not all antsy in my fucking pantsy like you thinking this shit better hurry up and GET CLIMACTIC OR I’M FUCKING WALKING TO THE BAR. IF THIS BITCH DOESN’T START BLEEDING I’M GONNA START BLEEDING REEEEEEE.
Anyways, to answer your question yes I wanted to know what the relationship between Russ Langmore and the house was because guess what? I like movies about haunted houses you derpadoo. Plus I love Russ Langmore.
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2022-10-05 at 7:28 PM UTC
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I quite literally said if it wasn’t for you that’s cool lol.
2022-10-05 at 7:40 PM UTC
I know. And I said before that I was gonna give you my honest opinion either way. It's not like I'm mad at you for suggesting it or something.
