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  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I would agree with that.

    What's it about?
  2. Originally posted by Incessant I would agree with that.

    Was well made and cohesive but not particularly terrifying. The scene with the kid was good but not any more scary than anything else ive seen. Hereditary still up there on the list even tho some scenes were kinda wonky.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Was well made and cohesive but not particularly terrifying. The scene with the kid was good but not any more scary than anything else ive seen. Hereditary still up there on the list even tho some scenes were kinda wonky.

    Yeah not super scary. It was only scary to me because the very next day I was on the highway and this guy was walking not on the side of the road but on the other side of the white line in my lane. I swerved a tiny bit and honked.

    I look in my rear view and I see him walking further into the lane like the middle of it. A ways down two card pulled over like they were in an accident and people trying to fix a car. Not sure if he wanted to kill himself or if he was on drugs.

    But then a teen driver that was behind me when I was yielding to turn right wasn’t paying attention and rear ended me because he was so rattled from the guy in the road.

    And after that I’ve seen like 8 more people walking in the road. And had really weird creepy dreams. So has the person who saw it with me.
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  4. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    It’s THAT time of year.

    The Beast Within gets two thumbs down. Kit Harrington is hot and I’d let him rip me to shreds but this movie is a dud.

    Thanksgiving is cheeky and gory so if that’s your thing have a seat at the table bc this year there will be…no leftovers. I give it a 5/10.
  5. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Also I really miss mmq :(
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I’d give thanksgiving a 6, mayyybe a 7. Gore was unnecessary and distracted from what was good about the film, but I have a pretty high tolerance for gratuitous gore so I understand the 5.

    Beast within was more like the dick within… within Harrington’s asshole… during gay sexual intercourse
  7. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    You just wanna get butt fucked by the king of the north
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by shitty titty You just wanna get butt fucked by the king of the north

    Excuse me, the only ASOIAF character I would allow to buttfuck me is Brianne of Tarth
  9. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Same

    Well Jaime too

    And maybe Tyrion

    Oh and Robb - how could I forget Robb
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Damn girl, sounds like you’re signing up for the royal train over there
  11. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Choo choo
  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Op life is 80% sleeping or watching videos alone
  13. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I watched childsplay 1 and 2, some of the leprechaun and some of the puppet masters on tape back in 2008,

    I always liked ghostship, more of a zombie horror fan or scifi more than anything.

    Never really liked any of the jason films or freddy kreuger shit.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Is Thanksgiving based on Halloween?

    I used to like Black Christmas... the one that was newish back in 2011. This girl got me watching it. I really just liked it because it kept Halloween going through the season but it had this gross, dirty Al Bundy vibe imo.
  15. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Is Thanksgiving based on Halloween?

    Yeah they made a Thanksgiving movie based on Halloween.
  16. Gearing up for my yearly horror film fest. Watched longlegs a couple night ago, was bummed.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    i drank too much smoothie and now my body is cold
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Whoops, totally forgot about this thread. So I've been watching some horror movies with a brotha of mine on the internet, we basically text each other while we watch the movie at the same time. We started with the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise and all that's left is the 2010 remake, before we move on to the Halloween franchise considering it's October.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Gearing up for my yearly horror film fest. Watched longlegs a couple night ago, was bummed.

    What's the last one you've watched?
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by shitty titty It’s THAT time of year.

    The Beast Within gets two thumbs down. Kit Harrington is hot and I’d let him rip me to shreds but this movie is a dud.

    Thanksgiving is cheeky and gory so if that’s your thing have a seat at the table bc this year there will be…no leftovers. I give it a 5/10.

    Ahh, so you're the one that blew life into this thread again. Thanks, it's indeed that time of the year now that October's here.
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